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She had to be a blonde

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:09 am
by MacTheWolf (imported)
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling up her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go ahead and try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born"?

I said "Yesterday."

Re: She had to be a blonde

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:38 am
by C&TL2745 (imported)
Got to admit, that's funny. Thanks for the giggle, Mac.

Sandi

Re: She had to be a blonde

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:24 pm
by Ernie of Maine (imported)
😄 Mac you durty old man 🤘 Ernie

Re: She had to be a blonde

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:36 pm
by Dave (imported)
That's funny! Good joke.

I'm stealing it...

Re: She had to be a blonde

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:40 am
by MacTheWolf (imported)
Dave (imported) wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:36 pm That's funny! Good joke.

I'm stealing it...

Sounds fair, I stole it from Jesus (no, not that Jesus)

Re: She had to be a blonde

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:48 pm
by Mac (imported)
I would like to be able to get away with doing that.