http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=en ... v44k8&NR=1

An interesting 5 min. video about a tabloid reporter.

When all is said and done, the Satanic toaster does make good toast.

Well, that is more than I can claim. Put me down as a true believer who is going to throw away his glasses because he has now seen everything.

Thanks. I needed that this morning.

After watching that video I have the distinct feeling that life has passed me by. I've never even seen a ufo, yet alone been adbucted by one. No toaster has ever exploded on me either. Not even an out of body experience.The nearest I 've ever got to anything like that was a bloke who claimed his guardian angel was pissed off with him for taking mind altering drugs. The angel had to physically manifest when the bloke thought he could fly and jumped off a parapet wall. Since then the chap has been drug, alcohol and tobacco free. Cold turkey too. Must have been one hell of a bollicking his angel gave him.

I have seen UFOs. I remember when Star Trek II: TWOK came out, they first used the new warp entry effect, and it scared me so bad that I ran out of the theater. I'd seen something exactly like it - along with about 5 of my cousins some years earlier. I have never had a toaster explode, but I have had an inflatable photo football (you press the image onto it) explode in my hands. As for an OBE, I've had a few of those, and even been sober at the time! Never met a guardian angel, though.

I have met several Guardian Angels, They were wearing red berets and had an intimidating attitude problem. --FLO--

Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:50 am I have met several Guardian Angels, They were wearing red berets and had an intimidating attitude problem. --FLO--

I heard a couple of them were mugged over in St Paul...

kristoff wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:25 pm I heard a couple of them were mugged over in St Paul...

Not mugged -- touched inappropriately