A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.

She says, 'Hello.'

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?

'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the

pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

That one made me laugh out loud.

Too funny! Love it!

Sandi

I've heard this joke in many forms over the years. It's always funny for the guy to think this lady is one of his past dates and get skunked like that.

If I remember one of the versions...

She says: "I think you're the father of one of my little boys."

and he says all indignant something like: "I doubt that madam, I had a vasectomy a dozen years ago."

and she says: "No I teach first grade and your kid is in my class..."

Dave (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:25 am I've heard this joke in many forms over the years. It's always funny for the guy to think this lady is one of his past dates and get skunked like that.

If I remember one of the versions...

She says: "I think you're the father of one of my little boys."

and he says all indignant something like: "I doubt that madam, I had a vasectomy a dozen years ago."

and she says: "No I teach first grade and your kid is in my class..."

Actually, if he had a vasectomy "a dozen years ago" (12) and his son is in first grade, there's a problem-the kid would be around seven-or conceived several years after he was rendered infertile....

Gawd! Now I have Pepsi comming out my nose! - g

considering (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:11 pm Actually, if he had a vasectomy "a dozen years ago" (12) and his son is in first grade, there's a problem-the kid would be around seven-or conceived several years after he was rendered infertile....

I didn't say my memory of the joke was perfect.

Did you ever think that his wife still might have given birth after he had the vasectomy?

Now we're left with the puzzle -- Is the kid his? Is he a lying rat bastard? Is his wife faithful? Did they adopt?

This is such a funny post. Watch what you say when speaking with women discussing "Are you

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:34 pm the father of one of my kids.

"

FUNNY!!!!

Dave (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:53 pm I didn't say my memory of the joke was perfect.

Did you ever think that his wife still might have given birth after he had the vasectomy?

Now we're left with the puzzle -- Is the kid his? Is he a lying rat bastard? Is his wife faithful? Did they adopt?

I am going with he is a lying rat bastard.

River

I'm going with the kid is 14 and still in first grade.