Plot to castrate Justin Beiber

[hazbalz (imported)]

Convicted murderer crafted bizarre plot to castrate and kill Justin Bieber

And has a tattoo of the pop star on his leg

By Prachi Gupta

Dana Martin, a convicted murderer and rapist currently serving two life sentences, foiled his own plan to castrate and murder Justin Bieber. Dick Knipfing of New Meixco station KRQE said of the plot, ”It just gets weirder, and weirder.”

Martin originally hatched the perverse plot with fellow Las Cruces state prison inmate Mark Staake, who then recruited his nephew, Tanner Ruane. The plan targeted four individuals–two of Martin’s former acquaintances in Vermont, and then Bieber and his bodyguard when they were in New York City a few weeks ago. KRQE reports that Martin “gave strict orders to strangle the victims with a paisley tie, the kind Martin used as his calling card” and that Ruane was to castrate them. (Martin also has a Justin Bieber tattoo on his leg).

Oddly (and luckily), however, Martin turned in Staake and Ruane before any murders took place. Police in Vermont arrested Staake on outstanding warrants before anyone was harmed, and Ruane was later arrested in New York. Police found the murder tools and pruning shears in his possession.

[Dave (imported)]

This gets the award for "dumb" ...

What possibly could be in their heads but a vacuum?

[Twinsenboy (imported)]

Although I do love the story Justin Bieber - A Boy Forever..

[Paolo]

Just overheard this on the TV from the other room. True story. Amazing.

As for the story, yes, you can thank that damn thing for getting us into trouble and having to redo the story archive. IT is the reason that you now have to log in just to read.

[moi621 (imported)]

You know what they say in Hollywood.

"There is no such thing as bad publicity."

I would have settled for castration w/o murder.

Do you think we could convince the Japanese they love Justin

and ship him off there, sort or like Jerry Lewis and the French.

Who do you imagine is more tormented by the name recognition of Justin B.

Justin or the rest of us?

Moi

[A-1 (imported)]

So do any of you think that those screw balls have been here to this web site reading stories on the Archive?

Sheese!

[transward (imported)]

My prediction is that he will have a sex change, change his(her) new name to Justine Beiber and join the Lesbians Who Look Just Like Justin Beiber Club." http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

Transward

[Dave (imported)]

What puzzles me is "who cares" ...

I mean, I don't care if you like or don't like Bieber for whatever reason fogs your glasses or makes your heart to pitter-pat...

Why would anyone send goons to harm him?

He's not a consequence in anyone's life unless they are really bat-shit crazy stupid.

And pruning shears would really hurt like hell.

[Twinsenboy (imported)]

Just overheard this on the TV from the other room. True story. Amazing.

As for the story, yes, you can thank that damn thing for getting us into trouble and having to redo the story archive. IT is the reason that you now have to log in just to read.

Is that true? Is that the reason?? Hahaha! Kinda kinky knowing Justin has probably seen it himself as well by now, and the story is not just in these archives anymore, google it and you find it on lots of chans and boards, with mixed reactions, some similar to ours.

Ironically... One could've thought he had already been "done", at least that was the theory a couple of years ago=p

[foxytaur (imported)]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-JZJRyiT108 (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-JZJRyiT108)

Enjoy peeps, castration is too good for justin beiber actually.

Note, if you're not on a mobile device, go to the address bar and remove the m. part. If you are on a mobile, have fun! There are tons of "someone shoots him" video edits to see. Thanks for the link! I remember seeing this on TV when it first aired and I was very entertained. -P