With all of the recent posts on peeing and germs, I thought it was time to really examine this bodily function. First remember to always wash your little hands after peeing.

Peeing is a fact of life, we all must do this without exception unless you have kidney failure.

So where and how do you PEE.

Most men, stand and sit to pee, I stand at work, sit when home. Most women sit.

HOWEVER

When out in a boat, going down the river and you really need to go,

Men lean over the edge of the boat and let loose.

Women turn and sit over the rail and do the same.

In the winter how many of you have written your name in the snow. I HAVE. Last winter while out in the woods I saw the names Frank, Julie, dotting the I think would be the hardest part. Sigh, a couple that hikes together and pees together you just have to love it.

Have you ever been on a long trip and on a lonely road when you pull over and water the rear tire. Gals I have been with have also stopped and took a good health pee. On one such trip years ago, the mother and daughter traveling with us had to go. The daughter complained that there was no toilet paper. The Mother said just spread your lips and let them dry in the breeze.

Men and boys have always known this, just give it a good shake.

There are many camp grounds around the country that have unisex bathrooms, but only admit one at a time. <darn> Although you can always tell who used it last or can you, if there pee on the seat, who did it, a man to lazy to lift the seat or a women hovering with bad aim. At any rate as a man you just whip it out and add to the puddles on the floor.

As I said at the start of this post, I stand when I am out and sit when home, there is really a good reason for this. When I am out I don’t care if I pee on the floor, I don’t have to clean it but at home I do so I always sit. Now while you my think this is just a typical male response I would like you to consider one small point. I have a 2ga PA and if any of you guys have a PA you know where I am going with this. With a PA you pee straight as you always have the way your mother taught you when you were small. that’s right you gals should have no complaint about where and how a man pees, you taught us. Bake to the PA, with the extra hole in the bottom of the head of your dick you also pee straight down or off just a bit usally getting your left shoe but if you spread your legs just right you will hit the floor every time.

Oh yes remember to wash your little hands after peeing on the floor.

Hey, RW, hope you don't mind that I moved your thread to here ... it seemed to be the PERFECT intro thread for the new forum! Sorry if I peed in your Cheerios!

:p

No, I was talking to Luvpain, told him it was posted and it moved. We both knew who the person was

My fondest memory of peeing is when I was 12 and with my stepdad in Detroit in the Kenworth. We were delivering onions and taking back melons.

Upon arriving in the fair city, he with a 9mm and me with a 32 down the front of my shorts, I realized that I had to pee once we'd parked at the dock.

Of course, being a boy, we went together between two parked trailers at the loading dock. We got some strange looks when the foreman heard me say, "Hold my gun, dad." He looked under the trailer and I almost peed on him.

Guess THAT one could go both ways...

I'm all for blaming the mother, especially if they are the one complaining about the "Boys" missing the bowl.

Maybe the reason for them missing the bowl is being rushed so that their mothers can pee. :tongueout

Hmmmm,

Well maybe the Mothers that complain about the mess should instill in their boys the need to be neat.

I've always have been one to lift the seat when I pee, and usually only stand while peeing in a messy public restroom. You can usually tell what restrooms didn't think about placement or design of the urinals because of the mess on the floor.

It seems the current trend is to place the urinals real low to the floor which for the average size or taller man makes it harder to keep all the piss in the urinal.

Just BTW:

In a spanish Hypermercado I found mini-urinals especially for kid-boys.

That was very nice.

Then, more in countryside places, there are not exactly "uni"-sex restrooms in france and spain etc but anyway the stalls and everything are exactly the same for both genders.

A square porcelain bowl in the groung with two steps and one hole in it.

Very hygienic, well it could be at least, unfortunately all the time the flush works so badly that it sets the whole floor under water and you really have to take care of your trousers.

And then I remember what my mother uses to tell about the toilet at one dancing place in finnland.

Of course there in the country you just have small woodden houses with a wooden seat and a hole (and if somebody could please tell me the english word for such a Plumpsklo, I'd be gratefull *S).

Now beside the dancing place there was a oversized one of these (well, two in fact.) with 5 or 6 doors in it.

Funnily that was it, cause inside it was one long room with 5 (or 6) seats in a row where the finnish mothers were sitting, chatting away and of course passing the brandy jar around.

That's what I'd call hygienic culture.

gus

Haltlos,

One of the 'wonders' of 17th Century London was the 'Jacks' on London Bridge. I believe that it could accomodate something like 56 people at once.

Of course there were no partitions or anything to provide privacy and it discharged straight into the river.

No wonder that 'shooting the bridge' (going under the bridge in an open boat) was considered to be so hazardous!

LOL

Haltlos, I think the word you are looking for is outhouse, a hole in the ground that you cover with dirt from time to time. Every so often you had to move the house to a new location.

luvpain (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 06, 2002 7:53 am I'm all for blaming the mother, especially if they are the one complaining about the "Boys" missing the bowl.

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