That's 12-21-2012 NOT SIMPLY "12"
So that 20 screws it up for all of the numerologists and surviving PARANOIDists or is that PARANOID IJITS! (mental midgets!)
You, MR. moi, Have another 100 YEARS to wait. That's 12-21-2112 Or, for those who cannot read numbers, 12-21-21-12 GET IT? Two twelves cannot contain 2 21's, only a 21 and a 20, and that's their limit...
"Help with the Baggage?" SOINTENLEY!
I get the BLONDE and YOU can have the hairy one in the BURQUA...
...moi, remember, exert some control. Don't go nork-CRAZY on me and start vomiting the L-WORD again...
Just name her SASQUACH and take her home to play with the kitties...
I may even send you a case of BIC disposable razors and a couple of pair of scissors to take care of the BURQUA... but wait a minute... let me think this one through again...
Hmmm.
On second thought, YOU take the blonde, they are HIGH MAINTENANCE anyway, and I can spend lots of enjoyable nights just shaving and waxing my way down to the tender olive-colored skin and pink clam. I prefer brown-eyed brunettes, anyway.
Yeah, YOU had better take the blonde... they BITCH too much...
