the sleeping penis

[Dave (imported)]

>>This is a nicely done two minutes of discussion about morning wood...

>>It explains a lot of stuff about erections and other things...

>>

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/1 ... ir=Science

Why do guys wake up with erections and what possible function could having one serve while a man is asleep?

Luckily, the good people at AsapSCIENCE decided to pull back the covers and shed some light on the hows and whys of what goes on below the belt after the lights go out.

Watch the short video above and then sit back and bask in the glory of knowing you'll now definitely be the one whipping out the best cocktail party banter at all your upcoming holiday soirées.

[Hash (imported)]

Loved it, precise, cartoonish, but thorough explanation. Now they need one to explain why eunuchs don't get erections. I can always pee first thing in the morning, well, I pee sitting down anyways because of my reroute, but I don't have morning wood, I have morning hide and seek. Where did my penis go? Come out come out wherever you are.

[C&TL2745 (imported)]

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but I don't have morning wood, I have morning hide and seek.

That sounds like morning wouldn't.

Ooooh bad Sandi, bad Sandi

[impotentus (imported)]

Basically, mornong wood serves as an "stretching" exercise for the penis. That´s the main reason why eunuch that are not on HRT have a shrunken penis. Also, some substances produced by your brain, called neurotransmiters, are able to cause you erections. Parasympatic or sympatic stimulation (tha same sort of stimuli when you are stresed or in a very pretty much calm state) can induce long-lasting erections, specially during sleep and even more if you are dreaming.

[Hash (imported)]

Good pun Sandi, I like it!:)