I could not stop giggling at the 'victim' in this story; he was so... unsure of his experience. I kept picturing your 'typical' Brit in a dire situation; dug into a foxhole, bullets smashing into the dirt all around, and they'd call it "Erm... a spot of bother, what?"
Cool story, well written. Thanks so much!
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