I heard one that merits passing on
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:51 pm
Guy goes to the bar and after a bit of sitting there getting drunk asks the bartender where the bathroom is.
"Down at the end" replies the bartender.
Drunk walks on down to the bathroom and after a few minutes a scream is heard from inside.
Everyone in the bar looks around.
After another few minutes an even louder and more alarming scream is heard from the bathroom.
Folks are starting to wonder now.
After even a few more minutes an extremly loud and bone-chilling scream is heard.
The bartender runs into the bathroom shouting "What is with all this screaming? What is wrong"
Drunk tells him that he was using the toilet and everytime he went to flush it something squeezed his balls something terrible.
The bartender looks behind the drunk and says "You idiot, you have shit in the mop bucket!"
"Down at the end" replies the bartender.
Drunk walks on down to the bathroom and after a few minutes a scream is heard from inside.
Everyone in the bar looks around.
After another few minutes an even louder and more alarming scream is heard from the bathroom.
Folks are starting to wonder now.
After even a few more minutes an extremly loud and bone-chilling scream is heard.
The bartender runs into the bathroom shouting "What is with all this screaming? What is wrong"
Drunk tells him that he was using the toilet and everytime he went to flush it something squeezed his balls something terrible.
The bartender looks behind the drunk and says "You idiot, you have shit in the mop bucket!"
