From the British tabloid press:

MAN HAS PENIS STOLEN BY MASKED INTRUDERS AFTER ALLEGED AFFAIRS

By Greg Heffer

dailystar.co.uk

23rd July 2012

A MAN is recovering in hospital after four men broke into his flat and cut off his penis.

Police are hunting the masked intruders, who are thought to have acted over accusations that their victim was engaged in affairs with local women.

The 41-year-old told cops he had been asleep when the men burst into his bedroom around 4am.

They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off. I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone," he said (http://www.austriantimes.at/).

Although emergency workers searched for the severed organ, they failed to locate it and believe it was taken away by the attackers.

The victim, Fei Lin, a rural migrant worker in the eastern Chinese village of Nigiao, denies the alleged affairs.

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The original has a photograph of Fei Lin, in a hospital bed, surrounded by curious on-lookers, also a photo of a bloody floor in his kitchen….

I don't think Bactine and a BandAid is gonna help.

Maybe he can put a brief description of it in the newaspaper and offer a reward. LOL

dualballs (imported) wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:01 pm Maybe he can put a brief description of it in the newaspaper and offer a reward. LOL

Umm, yeah. It was 9 inches long, uncut. It was about as thick around as a coke can. It had a curly black perm, and smelled of coconut. Responds to the name, 'Intimidator'. It likes to be tickled just under the head, but be warned. If you pet it too much, it is liable to throw up on your shoes.

How exactly does anyone honestly describe their own penis? Even if it meant never getting it back, I'd just lie. In fact, for the rest of my life I'd be telling people I lost it to a tribe of Amazons who wanted it as a trophy because of its unusual size and legendary prowess.

Hey. You gotta make the most of a bad situation.

Yeah, that's like G3 telling girls at the beach on his FL trip that his scar, which wraps around one side of him from his spine to his navel, was from a shark attack. It was from kidney surgery. They didn't know that...

They should have searched for his penis here: http://www.chinatravel.net/forum/Beijin ... /1163.html

Of course maybe he cut it off himself.

Here's a different slant: http://whensexfightsback.wordpress.com/

On the on hand he is lucky they did not just kill him.

On the other hand, why would FOUR guys get together to agree to do this simply because of accusations the victim was having affairs with local women.

Where did that part of the story come from?

Which local women? Why would the guys care? Tracking down boyfriends or husbands might provide some leads.

In some countries it is the woman who is at fault, and who would be stoned to death.

There must be more to this story but like most sensational news there won't be a follow up.

News is so hit and run.

Maybe someone paid these thugs to cut his penis off, some husband finds out he's been having sex with his wife and so pays some thugs to remove the organ. What always surprises me is the speed at which a penis is removed. They held him down, pulled down his pants, grabbed his penis and sliced it off. Penises are no match for a knife at all, they have no defense other than to retract, but that's an ineffective strategy when someone knows what they're doing. Just grab and slice and off it comes.

I know my limp noodle would be off in a few seconds if I had the motivation & courage to do it, there's not much too it.

Cainanite (imported) wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:15 pm Umm, yeah. It was 9 inches long, uncut. It was about as thick around as a coke can. It had a curly black perm, and smelled of coconut. Responds to the name, 'Intimidator'. It likes to be tickled just under the head, but be warned. If you pet it too much, it is liable to throw up on your shoes.

How exactly does anyone honestly describe their own penis? Even if it meant never getting it back, I'd just lie. In fact, for the rest of my life I'd be telling people I lost it to a tribe of Amazons who wanted it as a trophy because of its unusual size and legendary prowess.

Hey. You gotta make the most of a bad situation.

Laugh of the day, thanks for that, now Ive got to clean the soda of my desk.

nullorchis (imported) wrote: Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:03 am On the on hand he is lucky they did not just kill him.

On the other hand, why would FOUR guys get together to agree to do this simply because of accusations the victim was having affairs with local women.

Where did that part of the story come from?

Which local women? Why would the guys care? Tracking down boyfriends or husbands might provide some leads.

In some countries it is the woman who is at fault, and who would be stoned to death.

There must be more to this story but like most sensational news there won't be a follow up.

News is so hit and run.

I'm a little surprised at you guys ... you all realize that the most likely explanation is that he cut it off himself and came up with the cover story, right?