So, I got this empty scrotum, and I'm looking to have some fun with it.

Really, any ideas that a doctor would actually do?

I'm not sure if I can have it removed -- and what reason I would need to have that done.

Or, I also considered some 1/2 to 3/4 ball bearings. I think the weight would be cool, but I'm not sure if they'll move up and get lost.

I have some 1 2/5 inch jingle bells I was going to take on my next cancer checkup for fun. But that would definately spoil any of the other two ideas.

Anyone do anything cool with theirs?

HUmm, maybe a cell phone.

Maybe you should consider Ping Pong Balls.

Or, rubber handballs... ever heard of "superballs"? They were a rubber ball made by WHAM-O

What about "neuticles"?

There was a young fellow named Cass,

Whose bollocks were made out of brass,

When they banged together

They played "Stormy Weather",

And lightning shot out of his ass.

Slow own. Do not put any metal objects in you scrotum unless they are titanium and medically approaved. Ball bearings are usually steel with chromium and you will quickly have problems and will probably have to have further surgery. You can appear to be a man to any casual obserers if you put in neuticles but you will still be a eunuch 100%. Left alone it will shrink a lot and not be very noticeable. Once mine had lost its contents it has stayed empty since and I am appproaching the sixth aniversery of losing my balls.

I've often thought about that. For me, the scrotum isn't much use. Mine still contains my useless little nuggets, but I could do without.

There doesn't seem to be much fun to be had with my scrotum. No useful sensations to speak of. During a hot day, it sticks to my leg, and can be a real pain to deal with.

I've experimented with what it would be like, if the annoying bag were gone. I pushed the nuggets up into my body, and tied a cord around the loose material. The cord pulled the scrotum together, and away from between my legs. I didn't really feel my testicles up inside my body. What I did notice was an immediate sense of relief in my groinal area. It was a sensation like, "That's how it is supposed to feel!" It was like having a planters wart removed. That alien bit of flesh was suddenly removed from my body. I felt more energetic, and relaxed, even if the cord wasn't the most comfortable, cinched tight like it was.

If I could find a way to wear that cord all the time, without bodily risk, I probably would. If I ever do get properly castrated, I know the scrotum will have to go too. I have no idea how to accomplish that little feat, though.

I suppose, if you could arrange to have a pair of those small meditation balls inserted, (provided they were in a medically sealed membrane) it could be fun. You could clang them together and be rewarded with a soothing hum. It might be fun for any partners you might have. Of course jogging or walking, the constant noise might get distracting.

Do they still make those silicon/rubber balls that light up when you bounce them? They might be good too.

I don't really recommend any of this stuff. I'm just playing with your idea.

Maybe get a tattoo of a butterfly done on the loose skin. Then you can spread it out to reveal the wings. You can go back and forth describing, "Butterfly. Caterpillar. Butterfly. Caterpillar." or "Hey kid. Wanna see my pet butterfly?"

Okay, not that last one.

I knew a fellow who had a penis pump installed after an accident and it seemed to satisfy him and the ladies.

Then the flesh around it broke down like a bedsore and cause him lots of pain.

So after that was cleared p, he had the other style penile implant... IT was two rods inserted into the soft spongy tissue of the penis and also worked well with his desires and the ladies.

Then a rod poked out the end of his penis and the doctors removed them.

Now he has a noodle left that never gets hard.

THe moral of the story is -- insert things into your body at your own risk and expect they will not last.

Fred,

If the sctoum is empty , you should have little trouble getting insurance to pay for its removal. It is simply a matter of coding on the part of the doctor. If it causes you discomfort, ie, it gets a rash in warm weather, gets tangled in clothes, etc.

Be aware that it is not so simple a job as you would think. There are two inner sacks in the scrotum, one for each tesicle. In castration they tend to be left there. There is also a central dividing waall that keeps the two inner sacks from getting tangled. Usually they also remove a small bit of muscle in the groin that helps make the scrotum tighten up when needed.

That being said , all those things are also a consideration if you plan to install something in the scrotum.testicular implants are usually placed inside the inner sacks, unless those were removed with the testicles.

Being one that has had it removed, I wholeheartedly recommend it. It feels wonderful not having it. Mine was never big, but was NOT something I liked the look or feel of. Another plus is that it not being there tends to make the other part look a but larger.

And this to cainanite, I have seen many of your posts, and you certainly are a perfect example of someone who shoul;d really have the testicles removed. If your current GP/urologist are not willing to do that, seek another. based on your history, they are a risk. Once that step is accomplished, scrotoplasty is not that hard to accomplish.

Raymar

raymar2020 (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:36 am And this to cainanite, I have seen many of your posts, and you certainly are a perfect example of someone who shoul;d really have the testicles removed. If your current GP/urologist are not willing to do that, seek another. based on your history, they are a risk. Once that step is accomplished, scrotoplasty is not that hard to accomplish.

Raymar

Thanks for the advice. My doctor was a bit concerned about the risk I might have for cancer from my damaged bits. But there is no family history. He did a lot of blood work over a hefty period of time. Other than low testosterone, he doesn't think I am at any current risk of developing anything from keeping what I have. I had to have a few awkward conversations to pry that little bit of info out of him. I was confused as to why he wanted so many tests of my blood, once we had already established that I have low T. He was concerned about the possibility of cancer.

He mentioned that he would be willing to prescribe hormone replacement for me, and warned that if I did start on it, A) I'd be on it the rest of my life (expensive for me) and B) that going on hormones would probably shut my testicles down completely and would definitely put me at a risk for cancer.

As they are currently producing enough T to stave off bone density issues, and I am happy with my level of sexuality, I chose not to do anything right now. If and when they cease to function, or I start experiencing hot flashes again, I may have to reconsider my options.

I'll tell you honestly, I'm a coward. I don't want to make a huge change if I don't have to. I'm worried about what a complete lack of hormones would do to me, and I am worried about what hormone replacement would do to me. I know I could eventually find a balance that would work, but I'm a big chicken.

Also, I've only really understood what is going on with my body for the last year and a bit. I'm still processing. Still weighing my options. There have been enough people around here to recommend patience and to try and figure out your own wants and needs, before doing anything drastic. I'm taking that to heart.

The more I deal with it, and hang around here though, the more I know what you are telling me is true. I may eventually have to take the plunge. I'm sure I'd be a happier, and more comfortable me when I do it. Until then, I am satisfied with the fantasy.

Your advice about getting a scrotoplasty is good advice though. It will be the method I pursue, if or when the time comes.

Dave (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:36 pm I knew a fellow who had a penis pump installed after an accident and it seemed to satisfy him and the ladies.

Then the flesh around it broke down like a bedsore and cause him lots of pain.

So after that was cleared p, he had the other style penile implant... IT was two rods inserted into the soft spongy tissue of the penis and also worked well with his desires and the ladies.

Then a rod poked out the end of his penis and the doctors removed them.

Now he has a noodle left that never gets hard.

THe moral of the story is -- insert things into your body at your own risk and expect they will not last.

Dave, reading your post about the penile implants is the reason I'm a Eunuch and on this website. There are a lot of horror stories about them online. The two video clips I have included below will show how they destroy the erectal tissue to install the implant cylinders. The pump is install in the scrotum and thats were my problems started with infections and body rejections. I chose castration hoping to save the implant which worked for a while. Then I started have problems with the implant hurting, so I made the decision to have it removed. You are very right about it looking like a noodle after the implant was removed. I contacted Dr. Kimmel in 2003 about removing my scrotum and how my penis looked. He removed the outer skin and sutured the head to my body. Standing my penis is about 1.5 inches long and the youngest looking thing on my body, LOL. I'm a believer that things happen for a reason and me becoming a Euncuh is one of them. Leaving me to contrate on more important things.

Wow, lots I didn't think about.

I really see no need for my scrotum. I do believe those sacks are there because the testicles where removed from higher up. The cancer one was removed from my beltline. They took out all the plumping. The other one came out several times before it was left off. And it came out to the right of the upper penis.

It does itch some in the summer from sweat, or possible jock itch. It looks messed up. It is like have a big skin tag begging to be removed.

So, if I go to the urologist and complain of the jock itch would it be uncommon?

Dave (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:36 pm I knew a fellow who had a penis pump installed after an accident and it seemed to satisfy him and the ladies.

Then the flesh around it broke down like a bedsore and cause him lots of pain.

So after that was cleared p, he had the other style penile implant... IT was two rods inserted into the soft spongy tissue of the penis and also worked well with his desires and the ladies.

Then a rod poked out the end of his penis and the doctors removed them.

Now he has a noodle left that never gets hard.

THe moral of the story is -- insert things into your body at your own risk and expect they will not last.

It would seem to me, but then I have no experience with this, is that a medical vacuum pump system to obtain a large erection would be a better alternative than any kind of implant. They are on YouTube video. Put a soft constricting ring around the base of the penis, attach the automatic or manual operated vacuum pump, evacuate the air from the tube, penis gets large and hard, remove tube, penis stays large and hard, and then do with it what you will, or to whatever degree it will co operate.

No drugs, no side effects, no implants, no surgery. And you can make it last about a half an hour, remove the ring, let a fresh supply of blood circulate for awhile, and do it again. Not that it is going to make your flacid penis any bigger, but the pumpers work. If you are over 65, even Medicare will help pay for them. Works whether you have balls or not.