http://poetry.rotten.com/potatoes-n-jelly/

If this guy was a eunuch, he probably wouldn't have had to go through that.

BTW, does anyone know what the surgeon is holding in the scissor things in his right hand in the last picture (http://poetry.rotten.com/potatoes-n-jelly/0006/)? Is that part of the guy's rectum???

happousai (imported) wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2002 6:59 pm If this guy was a eunuch, he probably wouldn't have had to go through that.

Why? Whatever may have motivated this guy to...er...stuff it, I don't understand why testosterone (or lack of it) would be a factor.

Andrew (imported) wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2002 7:58 pm Why? Whatever may have motivated this guy to...er...stuff it, I don't understand why testosterone (or lack of it) would be a factor.

I'm guessing that he decided to stuff it for sexual reasons (i.e. he wanted to "get off").

I've never even THOUGHT of doing something like that! Testosterone has nothing to do with it.

Some guys like stuff stuck up their rectum.

I don't know why, but banana's, light bulbs, pop bottles, fists, one fist, two fists, an arm up the the elbow, my right and your left hand held together and shoved up a third guys ass. . . .

There are pictures of all this stuff out ther eon the web.

Look up a web site called "red right"

Personally, if came near me with the intention of sticking anything up my ass, you would be dead in a hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dead as a doornail!!

That ain't a threat, that's a promise.

Dave

Wow, what a wonderful advertisement for Kroger. For those of you that don't know Kroger, it is a major grocery chain in the eastern part of the USA.

Bet that's one image they don't use in their commercials.

Perhaps he couldn't get the cap off and put it there so that he could get extra purchase.

The mind (well, my mind anyway) boggles!

LOL

Where the damn is A-1?

Waiting for him to crack a really big joke on this one.

Geez Losethem, can you imagine spreading your roll with Kroger Jelly in the morning whilst watching their commercial about a guy with the same jar of jelly up his ass.

WOW I bet that would boost their sales,

this is disgusting!

Like the guy that shoved a battery up his peehole and couldn't get it out.

When he finally went to the hospital the urologist said he waited to long and the battery had leaked and infected the hole base of his penis.

They had to perform a subtotal penectomy,

he said that with this evil smerk on his face.

OHHHHH gosh the poor guy......HIHIHIHI he diserved it the horny bugger,

wont ever do it again.

your antonia

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antonia (imported) wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2002 1:53 pm Like the guy that shoved a battery up his peehole and

> couldn't get it out. When he finally went to the hospital

> the urologist said he waited to long and the battery had

> leaked and infected the hole base of his penis.

> They had to perform a subtotal penectomy

Wow, that's an interesting story! Do you have any URLs for further information about that?

(I wonder if people who *want* to lose their penis can break a battery open and inject the contents into the penis and have it amputated by a surgeon... then again, that sounds dangerous!)

happousai (imported) wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2002 2:15 pm (I wonder if people who *want* to lose their penis can break a battery open and inject the contents into the penis and have it amputated by a surgeon... then again, that sounds dangerous!)

That hurts like hell dude!!!!

In my days of lurking around hospitals and having to use an indwelling catheter, that would hurt so bad you would be screaming and crying in sheer and utter agony.

on a more interesting note, there were guys who had to wear an indwelling catheter and had it rub a hole in the eurethra between their balls and their assholes. That where the eurethra (the tube from you bladder to your dick) is located.

A ready made hole to drain your bladder without going through your dick....

I try not to lurk around hospitals, it's bad for your health.

Dave