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How can you resist?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:23 am
by JesusA (imported)
The makers of Neuticles™ artificial plastic testicles now offer a line of jewelry and other merchandise with a testicle theme. Who wouldn’t want a pair of limited edition handcrafted Neuticle earrings (1000 individually numbered pairs) at only $109. Necklaces start at $39, depending on the size of the Neuticle and whether there are one or two on display. Key rings are also only $39. Display a testicle whenever you pull out your keys? They even sell gift packs of assorted merchandise for that special occasion.

http://neuticles.com/merchmart.php

Re: How can you resist?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:20 am
by Mac (imported)
JesusA (imported) wrote: Tue May 01, 2012 7:23 am The makers of Neuticles™ artificial plastic testicles now offer a line of jewelry and other merchandise with a testicle theme. Who wouldn’t want a pair of limited edition handcrafted Neuticle earrings (1000 individually numbered pairs) at only $109. Necklaces start at $39, depending on the size of the Neuticle and whether there are one or two on display. Key rings are also only $39. Display a testicle whenever you pull out your keys? They even sell gift packs of assorted merchandise for that special occasion.

http://neuticles.com/merchmart.php
I can do without those

Re: How can you resist?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 10:33 am
by C&TL2745 (imported)
Probably won't sell big among guys, but I know some gals who might be interested.

Sandi

Re: How can you resist?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:00 pm
by Caith721 (imported)
I paid good money to be rid of those damned things.

Why would I want something like them hanging around?

Re: How can you resist?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:21 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
I can see these as big sellers, everyone will want one or two.

River

Re: How can you resist?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:07 pm
by tugon (imported)
I would like two to hang from my rear view mirror. Who the hell needs dice?

Re: How can you resist?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:22 pm
by lil hawk (imported)
Tugon you truly are special i love the way you think lmao !!!!!

Re: How can you resist?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:55 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
tugon (imported) wrote: Tue May 01, 2012 5:07 pm I would like two to hang from my rear view mirror. Who the hell needs dice?

I agree, thanks for the vision and the laugh,

River

Re: How can you resist?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:23 pm
by Dave (imported)
Be careful if you buy them, several states have already banned Truck-Nuts as obscene.

Re: How can you resist?

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:15 pm
by Eunuchorn (imported)
Dave (imported) wrote: Tue May 01, 2012 8:23 pm Be careful if you buy them, several states have already banned Truck-Nuts as obscene.

Aw, No. what if your truck doesn't want to be castrated?