Something of a hypothetical...
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:44 am
So, let's assume some bizarrely convenient form of timetravel in which one winds up in prepubescent form, remembering full well that puberty sucks and that some form of castration can prevent it from happening again.
The question, then, is what one should do in such a situation? It's generally not a good idea to castrate minors, and one would have a hell of a time proving the timetravel thing. Self-castration is obviously quite dangerous. What then would be a reasonable strategy?
(... Well, might as well be prepared in case relativity gets diarrhea, right?)
This is all I've got. I don't like it:
1. Ask.
- Fail. The only people who can be expected to respond positively are probably not the safest to entrust with as much.
2. Do it yourself
- Dangerous. Probably a last resort.
3. Threaten to do it yourself if a professional won't.
- Likely to fail on the grounds that physical form is probably too weak to carry out threat if adults try to interfere.
4. Convince doctors of psychological condition best treated by castration.
- Fail. Still treated as a minor.
5. Convince doctors of a physical condition best treated by castration
- Difficult to fake or induce such conditions safely. Outcome depends on ability to convince doctors of condition.
Hm. I can't think of anything to do other than to invite relativity to taco bell, now.
The question, then, is what one should do in such a situation? It's generally not a good idea to castrate minors, and one would have a hell of a time proving the timetravel thing. Self-castration is obviously quite dangerous. What then would be a reasonable strategy?
(... Well, might as well be prepared in case relativity gets diarrhea, right?)
This is all I've got. I don't like it:
1. Ask.
- Fail. The only people who can be expected to respond positively are probably not the safest to entrust with as much.
2. Do it yourself
- Dangerous. Probably a last resort.
3. Threaten to do it yourself if a professional won't.
- Likely to fail on the grounds that physical form is probably too weak to carry out threat if adults try to interfere.
4. Convince doctors of psychological condition best treated by castration.
- Fail. Still treated as a minor.
5. Convince doctors of a physical condition best treated by castration
- Difficult to fake or induce such conditions safely. Outcome depends on ability to convince doctors of condition.
Hm. I can't think of anything to do other than to invite relativity to taco bell, now.