I went to an indoor paintball field today. Took a double tap between the legs and it didn't hurt. Thank god I already had my orchie

There are advantages.

It is funny, to not be a vunerable 'male'. I was in a club, a couple years ago, dancing with a woman friend. A guy from her work that really fancys her, snuck up and punched me fair, square, where my nuts would be. Hahaha! I grabbed him by his shirt front, pulled him close and said in my best Arnie Swartzenegger voice, 'well, that didnt work, did it?' My friend laughing uncontrolably.

I went to the dentist the other day, and he wanted to x-ray a tooth. A fine and professional fang-farrier, if ever there was one, placed the radiation shield right where there hasn't been for many years any gonad to protect.

Hmm....

Should one suggest that he move the shield a little higher to cover a thyroid -which at least is still present?

Instead, he wanted to know why I was laughing.....

I never understood that, either. Back in the day, as a boy, they didn't use those things. With all the dental work I had, I'm sure I got a good dose!

I had the lead nut shield at the dentist growing up to " protect all my future babies " as the dental techs said with a giggle, looking at my crotch bulge as a teen..

But then, getting a leg xray done on a broken leg much closer to my gonads, the dumb ass male orderly offered no lead shield at all.

Every time I went to a dentist, they used a shield about the size of my entire torso. And over my torso it went. It never occurred to me that it would have anything to do with anything between my thighs. Well, not as a man anyway—I figured it was just a pregnancy-motivated protocol that leaked over to every patient.