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Tonight i will be castrated by burdizzo

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:22 pm
by cast1988 (imported)
I have been on depo provera for the last 3 months and it had been great but i want to lose my testicles, I met a guy online a few weeks back who has experience with 2 successful burdizzo castrations and he will be clamping my balls tonight. He told me in both guys he castrated within 8 hours of the clamping the testicles were ice cold and hard he said i will know very shortly after he shuts the burdizzo clamp if it crushed my cords.

I can't wait only less then 2 hours until he gets here, i'll let everyone know on saturday if my balls are dead after tonight

Re: Tonight i will be castrated by burdizzo

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:58 pm
by Caith721 (imported)
Here's a few tips:

a) be certain you've got some Vicodin, Lortab, Percocet, or Oxycodone available. It's gonna hurt like a motherfarker.

b) be certain to leave the clamp closed a long, long time, or it probably won't work

Oh, and the most important point:

C) *** DON'T DO IT ***

It's not likely to work well enough, it will probably cause you a lot of pain and a lot of problems, and you'll only regret it. Ask anyone else here who's tried it, and they'll very likely tell you the same thing.

Re: Tonight i will be castrated by burdizzo

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:17 pm
by tugon (imported)
Caith721 (imported) wrote: Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:58 pm Here's a few tips:

a) be certain you've got some Vicodin, Lortab, Percocet, or Oxycodone available. It's gonna hurt like a motherfarker.

b) be certain to leave the clamp closed a long, long time, or it probably won't work

Oh, and the most important point:

C) *** DON'T DO IT ***

It's not likely to work well enough, it will probably cause you a lot of pain and a lot of problems, and you'll only regret it. Ask anyone else here who's tried it, and they'll very likely tell you the same thing.

I pick C. Will you have a friend with you in case of medical emergencies. If your scrotum begins to fill up with fluid chances are you may be bleeding internally. This is not a good idea but I hope you are not injured and require hospitalization. Again I pick C.

Re: Tonight i will be castrated by burdizzo

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:51 pm
by harveywrwh (imported)
cast1988; I am with Caith, DONT DO IT, Stay with the depo provera, you will happier, in the long run.To many people on this website have stated the same thing, ABOUT CLAMPING , most of the time IT does not work that well,JUST HURTS like HELL, The depo provera works very well, and the end result will be you are CASTRATED, and you will be happier. SOOOOOO, stop and think about it. HURT like HELL or be castrated painlessly.

Re: Tonight i will be castrated by burdizzo

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:03 pm
by cast1988 (imported)
it's done, first he injected my scrotum and cord with lidocaine and that helped alot i couldn't feel my sack and i'm also taking pain killers. He made sure the cord stayed centered and didn't move when he slammed shut the clamp, he did my left testicle first and kept the clamp shut for 10 minutes. When the clamp crushed down there was some pain in the cord but my scrotum was very numb. There is also a little blood where the burdizzo cut into my scrotum. I'm now 2 1/2 hours post clamping and my scrotum is swollen but not bad i's say, as far as results with the swelling i can't really tell but my testicles seem colder then normal to me hopefully when i wake up in the morning they are ice cold and dead

Re: Tonight i will be castrated by burdizzo

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:07 pm
by Wolf-Pup (imported)
I gotta ask...did they go CRUNCH?

Re: Tonight i will be castrated by burdizzo

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 8:14 pm
by kristoff
Caith721 (imported) wrote: Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:58 pm Here's a few tips:

a) be certain you've got some Vicodin, Lortab, Percocet, or Oxycodone available. It's gonna hurt like a motherfarker.

b) be certain to leave the clamp closed a long, long time, or it probably won't work

Oh, and the most important point:

C) *** DON'T DO IT ***

It's not likely to work well enough, it will probably cause you a lot of pain and a lot of problems, and you'll only regret it. Ask anyone else here who's tried it, and they'll very likely tell you the same thing.

I pick C too. I've been there, done that.

Most often it doesn't work - rarely. and causes lots of bleeding and bruising.

Also how do you know this guy is trustworthy, and not going to pound you or rob you, especially once your writhing in pain if your dumb enough to go that far.

Do you have a friend not just to take you to hospital if needed, but also to protect you?

Re: Tonight i will be castrated by burdizzo

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 11:37 pm
by xxy--eun (imported)
Now it might have gone almost 12 h, since it was done.

How do you feel right now?

I should said like all our friends here, i do prefere C.

I was done the hospital way by an urologist doc.

Godd work, never regret it.

Re: Tonight i will be castrated by burdizzo

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:35 am
by cast1988 (imported)
it's been over 12 hours now and i think it worked, the swelling has gone down from where it was last night to where i can feel each testicle and they are ice cold and really hard i'm not sure why they are rock hard but they are so cold the blood supply has to be shut off. I have some pain but that is from the cuts the clamp made into my scrotum

Re: Tonight i will be castrated by burdizzo

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:36 am
by cryptorchid (imported)
I'm afraid I'm a little skeptical on this one. My gut tells me that if a Burdizzoing (is that a word?) had actually happened, there'd be a trip to the emergency room followed by a trip to the psych ward. But I could be wrong.