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Pissing in the sinks is only permited on the swing shift
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:28 pm
by Dave (imported)
>>Gored by a Goat?
>>Imagine that insurance claim...
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43686724/ns/travel-news/
PORT ANGELES, Wash. Olympic National Park in Washington state is urging hikers not to urinate along backcountry trails to avoid attracting mountain goats who lick urine deposits for salt.
The advice is part of a plan to avoid aggressive goats like the one that gored a Port Angeles, Wash., man to death in October.
The Peninsula Daily News reports the popular park also may close trails where goats follow people or enter camp sites.
Backcountry campers are advised to urinate 200 feet away from trails to prevent the trails from turning into "long, linear salt licks."
Re: Pissing in the sinks is only permited on the swing shift
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:41 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
As one mountain goat said to the other, MMMMMM a salt lick, the other one says yes but it still tastes like piss.
River
Re: Pissing in the sinks is only permited on the swing shift
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:55 pm
by curious_guy (imported)
Dave (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:28 pm
>>Gored by a Goat?
>>Imagine that insurance claim...
>>
Backcountry campers are advised to urinate 200 feet away from trails to prevent the trails from turning into "long, linear salt licks."
I think the park rangers should place salt blocks in several places more than 500 feet from any trails.
Re: Pissing in the sinks is only permited on the swing shift
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:02 pm
by StefanIsMe (imported)
The pissing in the sink thing...
I have this friend. Nice, decent guy. You'd never expect him to surprise you. He's a professional; upper management, big firm. Also an accomplished woodworker (I can't afford a table hand-made by him).
I stayed with him in a trashy, old camper-trailer last summer; he has a very lovely cabin, but uses this beat-up camper for the Folk Festival.
Half way through the night. We are playing cards. He stand up, rises up on his toes, fishes out his cock, and pisses into the (fully plumbed) sink while running the cold water tap. Shakes himself, replaces his dong in his shorts, sits back down, and smiles at my agog, mouth-open gape. His only response was "What? Aint like you can smell it, can you? sniff, sniff What's the problem?"
Re: Pissing in the sinks is only permited on the swing shift
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:51 pm
by Dave (imported)
Wrong, so wrong, so very wrong, wrong, wrong...
Re: Pissing in the sinks is only permited on the swing shift
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:51 pm
by shomemore (imported)
I heard once that a real gentleman removes the dishes from the sink before pissing in it.
Re: Pissing in the sinks is only permited on the swing shift
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:46 pm
by Kortpeel (imported)
shomemore (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:51 pm
I heard once that a real gentleman removes the dishes from the sink before pissing in it.
The way I heard that was: a real gentleman gets out of the bath for a pee
Re: Pissing in the sinks is only permited on the swing shift
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:03 am
by Cainanite (imported)
The closest thing I've ever hear was, "A real Bro leaves the toilet seat up."
Re: Pissing in the sinks is only permited on the swing shift
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:48 pm
by Arab Nights (imported)
shomemore (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:51 pm
I heard once that a real gentleman removes the dishes from the sink before pissing in it.
Right, so right, right, right, so right.
Re: Pissing in the sinks is only permited on the swing shift
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:58 am
by Riverwind (imported)
This whole thread is just so wrong on so many levels.
River