Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?



A: Beer nuts are $1.25 and Deer nuts are under a buck.

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Riverwind

However, if you’re dyslexic, it might be vice versa!

Andrew (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 22, 2002 3:36 pm Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?



A: Beer nuts are $1.25 and Deer nuts are under a buck.

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They are also inflation proof and will always remain under a buck, unless they come in contact with a man with a knife.

A little old man shuffles slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly into an ice cream parlor;

craaawlllllllls painfully onto a stool, and orders a banana split.

"Crushed nuts?" the waitress asks.

"No," he replies. "Arthritis."

Dave (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 23, 2002 6:19 am "Crushed nuts?" the waitress asks.

"No," he replies. "Arthritis."

I heard it where a little boy with his cap guns hanging at his side ordered the banana split.

Waitress, "Do you want crushed nuts?"

Boy, drawing his guns, "Lady do you want your tits shot off?"

What did the blind man say one warm summer morning while Walking past a sidewalk fish market?

Blind Man: "Good Morning Ladies!"

Groan. Almost as bad as the two warring kings of Ory and

Tar who agreed to clean their fields of weeds so they could become the

"weed free kings of Ory and Tar."

Glenda