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>>WOW!

>>This isn't the first time that I heard of this.

>>Do not do this at home.

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On the Beltway, a claim of drunken sex at 85 mph

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the ... ml?hpid=z4

Lawsuits after car crashes are beyond common. But in the Fairfax County courthouse, a lawsuit about a crash on the Beltway last year is dropping a few jaws as it makes the rounds and heads toward trial next week. Among the latest allegations in the lawsuit pending in Fairfax County Circuit Court:

Paragraph 10. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was going 85 miles per hour.”

Paragraph 12. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was having sex with a female.”

Paragraph13. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was driving admittedly drunk.”

Paragraph 14. “At the time of the accident, Defendant was partially or totally in the backseat of the car.”

Wait, WHA? 85 miles per hour? The backseat? And what happened to paragraph 11?

Records show the defendant, from Woodbridge, was convicted in Fairfax district court of drunken driving near Telegraph Road in May 2010. But now he denies he was driving. (What?) He was coming from his 21st birthday party in Baltimore, court records state. The woman involved has been dismissed from the case. There was someone ELSE in the car too, and HE denies driving as well.

The defendant’s lawyer, Frank Prior, said there was “no statement by anyone that they were driving on the Beltway having sex” and “no facts on it.” The plaintiff, a 28-year-old cab driver, is seeking $75,000 in damages and is represented by Douglas R. Stevens, who declined to comment beyond his court filings.

But Stevens sought punitive damages against the defendant and the friend, arguing in a pleading that “having sex at 85 miles per hour while drunk on a freeway is willful and wanton negligence.” A Fairfax judge threw out the punitive damages claim.

The case is set for trial next week.

By Tom Jackman | 10:27 PM ET, 06/15/2011
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Given my experience driving in that area, this seems like a typical day.

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they all survived???
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I had a coworker tell me that he got blow jobs from his girlfriend while driving on the highway at 65 miles per hour. He said the problem was that he had to close his eyes to orgasm and keep the car from running off the road.
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Dave (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:24 am I had a coworker tell me that he got blow jobs from his girlfriend while driving on the highway at 65 miles per hour. He said the problem was that he had to close his eyes to orgasm and keep the car from running off the road.

Not a problem. Although I do not advise driving while tired, I once drove from London to Bath while asleep. Friend sitting next to me says my eyes were shut but I was steering us along narrow twisty and hilly country roads with precision. I'm not even sure how that could happen.
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remind me never to be a passenger in your car...

;)

I"m not the slowest thing on the road, nor the fastest but I've never fallen asleep. I've also never driven drunk and alcoholically enhanced. I get drunk very near my own bed so I can fall or crawl into it.
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i do frown on drink driving and driving while tired, but it is sometimes harder to tell when one is tired, as such we tend to take risks we shouldnt.
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At least he wasn't texting.
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So that's what Ryan Dunn was really up to!

(Too soon?)
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