A joke in progress

[noxmagnus (imported)]

I came up with this a few days ago and while the concept seems good the joke ends up feeling clunky. Have a look at it and see what you think.

Two men and a woman where watching a radar screen in Washington DC when they notice hundreds of nuclear missiles flying towards the U.S., less than an hour from impact. They called it in and rushed home to their spouses.

The first man rushed in into his house and said “Honey, I have some bad news, the country is about to be nuked and we are going to die.”

The second man ran into his house and said “Babe, I've got some good news and some bad news. They bad news is we're all about to die. They good news is you won't have to do the laundry today after all!”

Meanwhile the woman drove to her house and walked in, found her husband, and said “Hey Dear, I've got great news for you. In less than an hour you're gonna get fucked.”

[Riverwind (imported)]

its a keeper.

River

[noxmagnus (imported)]

Thanks. It flows well?

[ClassyBitch (imported)]

Minor variation suggestion for modern times:

First man rushes home to his BF who is a eunuch wannabe, says, "Honey, you are finally gonna lose those balls."

Funny as you wrote it though. Keep 'em coming.

-CB

[twaddler (imported)]

Is there any way could incorporate a rabbi and an Irishman?