I don't remember this one being posted before:

Two articles:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_363887.html

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_371646.html

...so will this poor kid have to have his lip sewn to his dick for a week or two until the blood supply is established...?

A-1

> A Romanian boy is to have a new penis built using

> tissue from his mouth after losing his original one in a

> dare.

That sounds scary. I certainly wouldn't want surgeons to rip out parts of my mouth in order to reconstruct a penis!