I guess that you would have to be

ON THE BALL

To write that piece.

Be careful! Somebody will think "your nuts"

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London Broiled with A-1:

Thanks for the laugh -- a nice fast ball, low and inside.

It seems that being nuts about nuts is a prerequisite here.

And I will be careful about "your nuts," "my nuts," and "everyone's nuts."

Best regards to everyone, nutty or not, naughty or nice,

-- C. B.

P.S. We also have to watch out this time of years for balls in the dirt, and for balls high and tight.

...and I always prefer a HIGH BALL or two pool side while watching the nubile young wenches jiggle their way around.

Ah, the summer, mint julips, and High Balls!

A-1

Of course, occasionally you find a new friend...