Bin-Laden was buried at sea and the sharks brought his body back to shore and left a note, saying

'Keep your Trash out of our waters'.

Retold by River

I heard after the burial at sea they renamed him bob.

I hope they really BURNED, not BURIED HIM, THATS THE BEST WAY TO GET RIDE OF TRASH!!!!

BETTER YET I SHOULD SAY INCENERATE, THAT SOUNDS MORE APPROPRIATE!!

Denise

I was hoping they stuffed a magnet up his ass so he'd face south.

Rot in hell Osama.

If they had kept him alive they could have parachuted him out...

Wearing a suicide belt.

(I can't believe I just said this.)