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prince albert (imported)
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who needs dumbbells?

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When one could experiance the fit and feel of barbells
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😄 I much prefer BCR's you can hang things of them 😄
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prince albert (imported) wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2002 12:48 pm When one could experiance the fit and feel of barbells

You could always try the binding thing, and then connect your Johnson to your "luxury sled"
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richard31uk (imported) wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2002 1:15 pm 😄 I much prefer BCR's you can hang things of them 😄

one time I was fishing for catfish, not noodling mind you, that shit is whack.

Anyway, I was using chicken livers that had set in the bed of my pickup for about a week, so they was ripe and ready. Stick that nasty ass liver on 2/0 treble hook and away you go.

So it was summer and pretty damn hot so I got neked right there in tha boat while fishing and having a beer or 12. I got a bite and it was a big one. The fish was taking line and went into a underwater hole or something. I got hung. muthafukker!

I pulled and pulled and damn the fish spit the hook. The hook flew right back at me and got lodged right in my package! That shit hurt!

One barb was hooked right through my foreskin and one barb was barely stuck in my one testicle (lost in the other one in a H.S. rugby accident) I like the hook so much I decided to keep it.

Works out OK until I get a stiffy, then OH SHIT!

I'd recommend getting drunk before trying this at home.
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son, yeally outta give noodling a chance. 'course with your package bein' what it is, I reckon a minna is 'bout all that mite go for it. I was up in Michigan once, and went noodling fer muskies. Let me tell ya' there ain't nothin' short of a snappin' turtle that can latch on like a big ole muskie. I bet a lot of fellers round this board would go for that kinda action.
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smokey eunuch (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2002 6:15 am son, yeally outta give noodling a chance. 'course with your package bein' what it is, I reckon a minna is 'bout all that mite go for it. I was up in Michigan once, and went noodling fer muskies. Let me tell ya' there ain't nothin' short of a snappin' turtle that can latch on like a big ole muskie. I bet a lot of fellers round this board would go for that kinda action.

I guess a lot of these fellers would have to go with artifical lures.

That's too bad, live bait always works best.
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A friend of mine has been telling me about something called a PB Blaster, have any of you used this before?
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prince albert (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2002 10:50 am A friend of mine has been telling me about something called a PB Blaster, have any of you used this before?

I think it's used to combat an anal compaction.

You might ask your doctor the next time you get a nut removed
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...or just here for a laugh?

Give them two test-tickles...

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