Just over a week ago a houseguest from Sweden jetted off to his own country.

Usually this wouldn't be much of a problem but I found when I woke up that he'd taken a few sovoneirs with him, namely the 8" and balls I had between my legs,

I was just wondering...I'm kinda freaking out and need any advice that will help me get used to this new body

Can you elaborate on this a little star paw? Did your guest emasculate you whilst you slept? dragonfly

In order for anyone to give you any kind of advice on your new situation, we'd need to know things such as voluntary or involuntary, for starters.

Welcome to the zoo.

I'd say, off hand, a highly unlikely story.

Benefit of the doubt.

Benefit of what doubt?

Sounds like it should be in the fiction story section.

River

Would love to get to know your Swedish friend.

Maybe your Swedish friend has dropped your 8" and balls into some Watergate. In that case they will show up some day, you will have them back and we all can enjoy the story of your private parts.

I agree. It should have been on the fiction section. lols.. if its true... introduce me to ur swedish friend and he can take mine too. lol