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King of the One Liners
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:42 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much more? They're worth it.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
Take my wife, please.
....................Complements of the late, great Henny Youngman
Re: King of the One Liners
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:32 pm
by smoothie (imported)
Where was the squirrel sent when he had a nervous breakdown?......To the nut house!
D
Re: King of the One Liners
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:00 am
by tugon (imported)
If Henny had been a member of the EA.
Take my testicles, please.
Re: King of the One Liners
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:11 pm
by punkypink (imported)
I believe my signature qualifies as one.
If not, I can dig up a picture of me sitting on a tank somewhere with the line "There's a chink in your armour".
Re: King of the One Liners
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:54 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
punkypink (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:11 pm
I believe my signature qualifies as one.
If not, I can dig up a picture of me sitting on a tank somewhere with the line "There's a chink in your armour".
OMG punkypink is really Tank Girl
Re: King of the One Liners
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:15 pm
by StefanIsMe (imported)
Re: King of the One Liners
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:45 am
by PheonixStar (imported)
Personally, I picture her as wearing a suit of armor, standing under a sign with those words on it, while holding her helmet in one arm and her hand on the hilt of a broad sword......."And how broad is that sword? Broad enough for you to step across the Mississippi." I will agree that Henny Youngman was "King of the One-liners", but don't forget Rodney Dangerfield - he is a classic.
:kittygray
Re: King of the One Liners
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:27 pm
by punkypink (imported)
PheonixStar (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:45 am
Personally, I picture her as wearing a suit of armor, standing under a sign with those words on it, while holding her helmet in one arm and her hand on the hilt of a broad sword......."And how broad is that sword? Broad enough for you to step across the Mississippi." I will agree that Henny Youngman was "King of the One-liners", but don't forget Rodney Dangerfield - he is a classic.
:kittygray
We had discussions with my friends who do LARP about that, but we settled on the tank as it was the easier option.
Re: King of the One Liners
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:29 pm
by transward (imported)
punkypink (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:11 pm
I believe my signature qualifies as one.
If not, I can dig up a picture of me sitting on a tank somewhere with the line "There's a chink in your armour".
If you were atop a tank, you would obviouusly be a tank top.
Re: King of the One Liners
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:13 pm
by fhunter
punkypink (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:11 pm
If not, I can dig up a picture of me sitting on a tank somewhere with the line "There's a chink in your armour".
Would the tank be a pink panther?