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Cut off testicles sewn back on

Surgeons at a Carinthian clinic managed to sew a man’s testicles back on yesterday (Sun).

Doctors working at the Klinikum Klagenfurt said today they expected the 49-year-old to make a full recovery following the six-hour operation. They stressed that such surgery carries very high risks and is therefore rarely carried out.

The Carinthian man sliced off his own testicles himself for unclear reasons.

SplitDik (imported) wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:41 pm Surgeons at a Carinthian clinic managed to sew a man’s testicles back on yesterday (Sun).

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The Carinthian man sliced off his own testicles himself for unclear reasons.

I have many doubts whether the man with his sliced off balls will be happy after this operation. All his efforts wre now in wain. Sure, I would be very disappointed in his situation.

Sounds like they were doing some job security protection for when he does it again. Maybe he'll feed them to the dog this time or destroy them somehow if he is serious.

That's why I made sure to flush mine. To have them reattched after going to so much trouble! yargh!

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SplitDik (imported) wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:41 pm Cut off testicles sewn back on

Surgeons at a Carinthian clinic managed to sew a man’s testicles back on yesterday (Sun).

Doctors working at the Klinikum Klagenfurt said today they expected the 49-year-old to make a full recovery following the six-hour operation. They stressed that such surgery carries very high risks and is therefore rarely carried out.

The Carinthian man sliced off his own testicles himself for unclear reasons.

This extraordinary surgery occurred just days after doctors working at the same hospital mistakenly removed a 59-year-old cancer sufferer’s healthy kidney instead of the diseased one.

IDIOTS!!!

shakemitkshakemitk:shakemitk

Just like bouncing balls they came back

Maybe if you bounced them hard enough, they'd just splat and stick, instead?

What's the high risks with this operation? Poor man, went through all the effort to cut it off only to have it sewn back on

Yeah,

What about the one where they cut out the good kidney and left him with the cancerous one?

A-1 (imported) wrote: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:47 am IDIOTS!!!

shakemitkshakemitk:shakemitk

A lot of surgeons are arrogant and conceited, I'm guessing that's partly why they sewed his testicles back on, just so they could proudly say "We did it." Will they both work properly? Will they atrophy? Only time will tell, but I bet the man cuts them off again sometime in the future. In reality, these surgeons didn't take into account the man's history or reason for cutting off his balls, they just sewed them back on as a normal course of action. Had a psychologist been asked to assess the situation, maybe they would have left the frustrated man a eunuch.