>>now I can get pretty vulgar but this is one of those things I would never even consider. Both the act itself and the picture.

>>There is a picture with a red dot on it. It's just as stupid looking as you thing it looks. Basically, it's dog licks man. That's simply disgusting.

>>and stupid, really, really stupid...

>>What are Dave's three rules of life -- "Not Red" and "No Mayonnaise" and "never get naked in front of a camera, absolutely, ositively, never do that ever, no one wants to see you naked, take my word for it, they would rather be blind, deaf and dumb, NEVER!"

http://deadspin.com/5681744/what-we-tal ... layer-nsfw

or

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/news/lo ... 88994.aspx

And here's a story from the Australian rugby universe sure to leave your brain a scrambled mess. To sum up: Canberra Raiders center Joel Monaghan decided to get drunkenly intimate with his teammate's dog. A picture was taken, it went viral, now he may be kicked out of the league.

The incident occurred during Mad Monday, a tradition during which players hit the pubs the day after the last game of the season in late September and just get shit-hammered, sort of like the Aussie footie equivalent of Rumspringa, I guess. Monaghan was (thankfully) completely wasted when the incident occurred and did it as a practical joke on one of his teammates. You know, the old "hey, watch your dog lick my balls" gambit. But this incident has completely shell-shocked the NRL and they're struggling to deal with the aftermath.

Here are some splendid quotes from some of the relevant parties forced to make statements about Monaghan's embarrassing man-on-dog love and its impact on the National Rugby League:

Growing up in a rural area we knew all about pets and farm animals. I prefered the solitude of the milking machine.

Seriously I always wonder what kind of friend or teammate would take the picture and then post it.I am sorry the picture was taken and his carreer was ruined.

There are a few voices of semi-reason who are saying that the Rugby league forgave wife-beaters, drug-abusers and others and that this is just stupidity and doesn't deserve the firing.

What I want to know is how do two people get so drunk they think that taking pictures of a doggie blow job is OK? -- Holy epithets and expletive deleted curses is that really drunk and stupid.

Thats why it is better when you do go out not to get drunk and stay sober then you do not end up doing something as stupid as this

Why screw with a dog when there are so many homely hookers out there?

The dog's tongue is bigger and faster...

I thought you were supposed to use peanut butter.

This thread has gone right to the sewer

River

I wouldn't say the sewer, but I would say "it's gone to the dogs"

And I would say it out loud, too.