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I had a dream...
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2002 3:31 pm
by Andrew (imported)
I was in an alternate reality, one where a man's decision to be castrated was respected, and you had no problems with consent forms, just as we have with Dr. Spector in this reality. AND the medical insurance companies paid for the procedure.
Since there were more castrations being done, the price had dropped, and special clinics were in operation. And on that special day I was in the waiting room, on a medical bed, awaiting the start of the procedure, when a Nurse walked in and asked if I would like a blow job before the operation, to relax me. I said OK, she gave me the blow job, and I waited to be wheeled into operation room #1. While I was waiting, another man was wheeled in, to be later wheeled into operation room #2. The Nurse whispered in his ear, and he began to masturbate himself.
Of course I asked the nurse why she hadn't offered him a blow job. "As a postal worker, you have Blue Cross. He has an HMO".

Re: I had a dream...
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2002 5:59 pm
by Paolo
Typical HMO. LOL.

Re: I had a dream...
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 5:54 am
by Mac (imported)
Sounds like I should have Blue Cross.
Re: I had a dream...
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:34 am
by richard31uk (imported)
First when i saw the title of this thread i wondered if Andrew had been watching the film The Adventures of Pricilla Queen of the Desert then when i read it i got totally confused about blue crosses and HMO can someone explain please
Re: I had a dream...
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:45 am
by Mac (imported)
richard31uk (imported) wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:34 am
First when i saw the title of this thread i wondered if Andrew had been watching the film The Adventures of Pricilla Queen of the Desert then when i read it i got totally confused about blue crosses and HMO can someone explain please
They are medical insurance plans. Blue Cross is the old traditional medical plan. HMOs (Health Maintenance Organizations) are the newer total care preventative plans, sometimes with more qualifying restrictions.
Re: I had a dream...
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 2:54 pm
by Losethem (imported)
Actually, Richard's confusion comes from the fact that they have government funded medical in the UK. In the United States we are left to the whims of the people in the health "insurance" industry.
So to answer his question, Blue Cross is one of a multitude of companies that provide health "insurance" for a fee. Basically privately funded health care.
Re: I had a dream...
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 10:12 pm
by A-1 (imported)
there's nothing quite like a a secretary with a High School diploma, a medical dictionary and a code book making the decision if the COMPANY can afford paying for the medicine or treatment that might save your life.
Everyone knows how greedy doctors are and how they do procedures for no reason. At east everyone in an Insurance company does, anyway!
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A-1

Re: I had a dream...
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2002 5:55 am
by richard31uk (imported)
Thanks people for answering my query
I guess that the UK is lucky in a way that we have a goverment funded health authority even though it sucks and people wait years for vital ops
Re: I had a dream...
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2002 4:46 pm
by Losethem (imported)
Richard--
Things really are not all that different here. See A-1's post. We have a similar problem on it is usually that secretary without the medical education making the decisions for the hospitals and doctors.
If I needed a heart operation they would stall until I died because that would be cheaper to the company. In other words, they don't give a F**K about your life.
Re: I had a dream...
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2002 5:06 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
Oh yes the joys of medical insurance, I don't care what the insurance company pays the doctor or what the doctor charges as long as my co-pay stays at $10, I really don't care. On the flip side there is a lot to be said for government paid medical. higher taxes, less service, treatment at the whim of who is in office reather than a Doctor. Anyway, it dosen't matter if you have blue cross, or HMO or PPO or other private plans like Kaiser.
