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Tomorrow, SyFy channel is presenting their new movie

- SHARKTOPUS -

about a military hybrid that goes on a killing rampage. I'm hoping it's as good as MANSQUITO.

I can't imagine how writers can write those bad movies for SyFy.
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Can't be as bad as the hopefully NOT inevitable porno-version of that movie;

A James Bondage sex-violence thriller about a womans shark-toothed vagina called, of course,

....

sorry...

"Sharktopussy!"
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Dave (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:30 pm I can't imagine how writers can write those bad movies for SyFy.

I wonder if Canada's Space Channel is better. I suspect that it is. I wish I could watch the Space Channel at a reasonable cost.
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StefanIsMe (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:18 pm Can't be as bad as the hopefully NOT inevitable porno-version of that movie

"Sharktopussy!"

A la "Homo on the Range" or "Saving Ryan's Privates?"
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curious_guy (imported) wrote: Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:11 am I wonder if Canada's Space Channel is better. I suspect that it is. I wish I could watch the Space Channel at a reasonable cost.

IF it is, it's only marginally so.
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I still get annoyed every time I see how they've change their name to 'Syfy' -- it sounds like an affectionate name for a venereal disease.

They should just show re-runs of The X-Files and Farscape and Star Trek (any and all) 24/7. Or maybe do some kind of cool twisted sci-fi animated showcase kind of like Liquid Television.

It seems all TV channels are in a desperate race for the bottom of the barrel. How long before it's all mindless, trashy 'reality' shows like most every other channel?
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I tried to watch some of it... Just awful.

CSPAN and CSPAN2 saved me!

Repeats of NCIS covered the rest.
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