Okay so I am done and don't need a new way, but I am board of looking at the same old posts. "The Card" has been the number one post for days and only has 5 responses. So..... Any ideas? Things tried other than the common approaches? Any interesting and serious thoughts that we could kick around? Is anyone awake out there?

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Probably not new. Simply cut off the blood supply to the testicle (one at a time) by using a needle nose vice grip pliers. By compressing the cord bundle at the very top of the scrotum, and leaving it in place for many hours, over night if possible, the blood supply to the testicle can be reduced or cut off. Doing this does not cut off the blood supply to the scrotum. This is less painful than burduzzo and not as damgerous as banding. A small C clamp can be placed onto the scrotum if necessary to prevent the cord bundle from trying to move away from the clamp and back into the safety of the scrotum. Hard to explain, but use your imagination and creativity.

saywhat (imported) wrote: Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:43 pm Okay so I am done and don't need a new way, but I am board of looking at the same old posts. "The Card" has been the number one post for days and only has 5 responses. So..... Any ideas? Things tried other than the common approaches? Any interesting and serious thoughts that we could kick around? Is anyone awake out there?

Saywhat,

If you look just under "The Card" you will see "Ethyl Alcohol Teste Injection", with 245 responses so far and over 38,000 viewings since it was first posted by Danielle less than a year ago. I think that this is a very informative posting and seems to have become the new, preferred way of castration now that Kimmel is no longer doing them, based on the responses. They continue to create a lot of interest amongst many readers.

The best way is with your doctor doing it, its the safest way as well, and today we are finding more doctors willing to perform Castrations.

Answer to you inquire? See your doctor, do chemical castration first, take your time, keep your doctor involved, do blood tests when you start to get a bench mark or starting point, get a bone scan for the same reasons and then again every two years.

Its not so much a matter of a new way to be castrated its a matter of the best and safest way to do a castration.

River

As I stated I have no need of it. I am already done, but that doesn't mean I don't have an interest in new ways of possibly being able to do it. I was just trying to start a conversation possibly start some collective brain storming on a way that our community has missed.

As far as the other Ethyl Alcohol injection thread please see my several posts there! That is one of the methods I used.

Well, there IS always "HANGING OUT" (http://galleries.adult-empire.com/56/56 ... /778/2.jpg) with your friends...

Kind of wish i had balls to"Hang out" always wanted to try it

Muffer AKA TexEunch:)

There are multiple ways to castrate, some might be safer than others, but it depends on what you want. Are you looking for something quick? Something less painful? Something more painful? Something easy or easier? Just what are you looking for? It seems that some wannabee eunuchs want there castration to include some sort of sexual scene, but when I hear that in their blog message, then I'm not sure they're ready to become a eunuch. Getting your balls cut off is a once and done, life long journey. Surgeons usually try to reattach a dismembered penis, but not testicles.

However, if you persist here are some new ways to castrate, though I'm sure they are not completely new:

1. Freezing with using liquid nitrogen

http://www.centerstagechicago.com/resta ... cream.html

2. Cooking with microwave's - (she's funny) http://www.videojug.com/interview/under ... icrowave-2

3. Squishing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxgMcRLg ... re=related

I think that hangin out with Sara Palin would be enough to make most men's balls shrivel up and disappear. She has the power to make a man want to be a eunuch the minute you see her and/or she speaks. There are so many better ways for a man to obtain sexual relief than dip sticking. Nature may need women to ensure reproduction of the species, but with all the technology we have developed neither men nor women need each other for sexual satisfaction.

Love is of course a different issue. For better or worse, richer or poorer, I avoid it.

The one I like best, and I'm sure some of you have seen this posted on the internet. ( Don't ask, I can't remember where I saw it.) Exposed balls, then with lots of needles inserted, and then lots of needles removed. Then the guy comes in with a hammer and taps one of the balls. Then he hits it harder. Then he takes his hammer and smashes both of the balls into mush. Now there's a castration. Also, in the background you can hear the guy moaning in a regular, experience for experience moan.

Another way I love was the guy that spoke of his fantasy to be penisless and one day his wife drugged him and cut off his penis. She was a vet and new how. His drugs were enough that he was aware of what was happening to him, but he couldn't stop it. Now he regrets his obsessive fantasy for a penectomy.