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Dick Cheney is now a zombie

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:33 pm
by Sweetpickle (imported)
Has no one noticed? He no longer has a heart beat since they put him

on the pump.

Re: Dick Cheney is now a zombie

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:42 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
We always knew he did not have a good heart, with no beat, now we have prof.

River

Re: Dick Cheney is now a zombie

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:34 pm
by Dave (imported)
Sweetpickle (imported) wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:33 pm Has no one noticed? He no longer has a heart beat since they put him

on the pump.

One of the quirks of heart surgery is that until the pericardium (the sack around the heart) heals, the patient won't hear their own heartbeat.

Re: Dick Cheney is now a zombie

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:38 pm
by kristoff
The heart pump that was installed is often a pre-cursor to a heart transplant. I should think he would be ineligible, since he is such a heartless bastard...

Re: Dick Cheney is now a zombie

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:23 pm
by Paolo
Yeah, and he'll get one, surprisingly fast, and we'll pay for it.

Re: Dick Cheney is now a zombie

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:20 am
by Riverwind (imported)
It would be wrong to give this guy a new heart, he is to old and someone more deserving and a lot younger would not get one. Plus what Kristoff and Paolo said.

River