Male vs. Female at the ATM

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Danya (imported)
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Male vs. Female at the ATM

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I claim no responsibility for this. 😄 It was sent to me by a friend who asked if I am turning into the female person at the ATM. I can relate to some of the female ATM customer's difficulties. :) I won't say which.

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way..

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off

25. Re-dial person on cell phone..

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.
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Danya, this is brilliant!
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You must know my ex-wife

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Soo true. lol. :D
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Very good and the only thig I can think of to reply, is that it is like my wife with with a roadmap
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There's truth here, but I have known several cases where the scenario is reversed. Have you ever seen a cool dude in his Eddie Bauer Cargo Pants and jacket with twenty seven pockets, trying to find into which of his nearly infinite number of pockets he put his ATM card and drivers license the night before. And I know a couple of deadly competent women who could drive through an ATM at 15 mph without stopping and refinance their mortgage on the way by.

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transward (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:48 pm Have you ever seen a cool dude in his Eddie Bauer Cargo Pants and jacket with twenty seven pockets, trying to find into which of his nearly infinite number of pockets he put his ATM card and drivers license the night before.

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Now that I think of it, he might have been hoping I would pick up the check. I didn't go out with him again.

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