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A rude awakening!

Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 10:42 am
by colin (imported)
I got emailed a clipping from a newspaper, as I don't know how to post something like that, here is a transcription:

DENMARK: A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals.

The 30 year old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirit, caught fire.

The man, who is suing the hospital, said: "When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife."

Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: "it was and unfortunate accident."

I know we shouldn't laugh at anothers misfortune, but... 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄

LOL

Re: A rude awakening!

Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 11:35 am
by madscientist (imported)
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...

Re: A rude awakening!

Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 11:56 am
by richard31uk (imported)
😄 😄 😄 😄

Jerry Lee Lewis springs to mind aswell

Re: A rude awakening!

Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 3:45 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄

Riverwind

Re: A rude awakening!

Posted: Thu May 23, 2002 4:17 am
by james46 (imported)
😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 🚬

Re: A rude awakening!

Posted: Thu May 23, 2002 5:00 am
by Paolo
What are the ODDS of that?!

😄 😲 😄 👁️‍🗨️