Three fonts walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender walks up to them and says, "Get out, we don't want your type in here."

Frankly, I am "inclined" to agree with the bartender, once you start letting that sort of font into your righting it starts to become wronging. It usually starts with those "Italics" immigrants, they can't even stand up staght to say something you know? The next thing you know, the "boldface" moves in and there goes the neighborhood!

The next thing you know the Aerial Nation will beat the Wingdings out of them.

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:06 am Three fonts walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender walks up to them and says, "Get out, we don't want your type in here."

I told this to my kids, they are looking for a rusty shovel.

River

I passed this on to every secretary I know and those who teach the secretarial sciences.

Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:11 pm I told this to my kids, they are looking for a rusty shovel.

River

He DID apologize in the title, although I am NOT defending him....

kristoff wrote: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:17 pm He DID apologize in the title, although I am NOT defending him....

Kristoff, you shoud be ashamed, CAPITALIZING on a punny joke...

Good grammar saves lives!!

The father went out in the back yard and called his children, it was time for lunch, "Let's eat kids!" and the children ran away screaming in terror.... So he tried it again, this time saying "Let's eat, kids!" and now the children are safe.

GOOD GRAMMAR SAVES LIVES!!

DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Sat Jul 27, 2024 2:46 am Good grammar saves lives!!

The father went out in the back yard and called his children, it was time for lunch, "Let's eat kids!" and the children ran away screaming in terror.... So he tried it again, this time saying "Let's eat, kids!" and now the children are safe.

GOOD GRAMMAR SAVES LIVES!!

One comma changes the meaning of the whole phrase .

Pioneer Nevadda. Aurora newspaper quotes little boy as saying, "Goodbye God, we're moving to Bodie." Bodie newspaper claims the little boy really said, "Good, by God, we're moving to Bodie!"