First: This is ASHLEIGH, not Yoli. I've logged in to update you all as to why Yoli has been absent from the board for some time.

Yoli is now Mrs. Lt. Col (Secret) and is happily rampaging through the shops of a city in Germany. Her new hubby commands a unit there.

She has asked me to apologize on her behalf to you all (as well as a host of other friends,) for the abruptness of her departure from the board and Texas.

They didn't exactly elope. They were married in an Army chapel here in Texas and there was the arch of sabers too, borne by men in 1870's cavalry uniform. Very nice ceremony and reception. Most of her family and work associates were able to attend on short notice and then they were off to Germany after a brief honeymoon.

One condition of her "contract" was that she give up her wicked ways as mentioned in her posts here and that she maintain a cordial but distant relationship with those with whom she shared sexual antics and fantasies in person.

I'm lucky that the new hubby was never made fully aware of my involvement.

In fact, I will be visiting the happy couple in Germany this spring.

So, Yoli has flown the coop but she wanted me to let you know that she greatly enjoyed her years here as well as the friendships she made.

As for me, I'm not the forum type, except as it pertains to my duties as BigGuy's Girl Friday, managing his civilian properties and finances. So, I guess this is the "last post".

Best wishes from Yoli and me.

Ash

It's a sad news for the archive. Her posts here were always fresh and entertaining (and mostly on topic ).

On the other hand... best wishes to her.

PS. Anyone for prevention of expiration of Yoli's account here?

And they didn't hire me to shoot the wedding?!

What's up with that?!

Good riddance!

LOL

Just kidding!

Yoli? An officer's wife? Wow-w-w...

She shall surely cringe at wrinkled shirts and missing buttons.

And people working at the commissary shall be pointing her out as an officer's wife.

But yesterday I went down to our local catacombs and did penance and shed tears for her lost and wandering ways. It wasn't until the last hot wing that I finally broke down and dipped a celery stick into the bleu cheese dressing to cool off my burning toungue and then sip on a beer. And we're not talking just tobasco here either.

She shall be missed though.

Ash, if you visit at least one last time, tell Yoli that we love her and will miss her, we of course wish her the very best.

River

Ashleigh, back again, and it's so nice to see my name NOT spelled "Ash(leigh) the way Yoli insisted on spelling it. How did all that start? It's a short tale but not very interesting so we'll skip it.

I've just returned from a few days of being a road warrior princess, looking after BigGuy's coastal property as well as traveling to the ranch near Big Bend National Park to inventory the cattle, horses, mountain lions, deer, rocks, tarantulas, and rattlesnakes.

I thought I'd log on and gather your kind postings for forwarding to Yoli and I'm certain she'll be touched. She's settled into her role as an Army wife and has fallen in love with Germany. She's even learning the language and has dusted off her clarinet in order to seek membership in a local band. She'll be one of three Americans who play therein.

The folks she left behind, meaning the Kinky Kastration Koven and her little harem of castrated lovers, are coping well enough although I suspect the KKK will slowly fade without her madcap management. Barry, "Treasure" the Thai eunuch ladyboy, and the Houston eunuch pair are sticking together although the distances between Lubbock and Houston are a problem.

BigGuy will be retiring from the Army soon, at the rank of Colonel, and will divide residency between here at the Big House and the various ranch and coastal property. BG will miss his babies (tanks) but will have plenty to occupy his time as will WOBG. They plan to adopt a mob of kids rather than mar WOBG's lovely tummy with stretchmarks, LOL.

That's about all the news that's worthy of mention. I will drop by on occasion if further updates are warranted.

As for me, I'm planning MY trip to Germany and accommodating my own interest in the topic that brought Yoli here in the first place.

Best wishes to all here at the EA.

Ashleigh M.

YOLI,

<sniff>

How could you?

Does the EA Board really count as "wicked ways" ?

Can you survive without saving folk from floods, leading hunts,

launching fishing boats, all that rough tough Texas Yoli stuff?

Probably hard to find in the EU. Especially the guns.

Best Wishes and Prayers to You and Your new life.

Moi