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Colombian farmer castrates himself

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:08 pm
by Batman (imported)
http://news.uk.msn.com/world/articles.a ... =151324589

It is a man's worst nightmare but for Colombian farmer Luis Alfonso Sanchez it seemed the logical thing to do.

Colombian farmer castrates himself

It is a man's worst nightmare but for Colombian farmer Luis Alfonso Sanchez it seemed the logical thing to do.

The 40-year-old decided to castrate himself to avoid cheating on his wife who refused to have sex with him.

Mr Sanchez had performed the act on many of his animals in the past and believed the procedure would be as easy for him saying: "I've castrated pigs, cats, dogs and three days later they are healed.

"I thought that's what it was going to be like with me. I had practice with animals, so I went ahead, put some pressure on it, and cut them to remove them by force!"

"When I saw that I could no longer count on her (his wife), so that I would't keep bothering her, I made the decision to cut my testicles off because I am a Christian and did not want to go look for another (partner)."

The man is being treated at Santander Hospital where Dr. Javier Martinez said he is still healing: "He still has an escroto-penial hematoma. He's been looked at by the urology department, and they found a complete absence of the testicles."

According to doctors, Sanchez's wounds have become infected.

Re: Colombian farmer castrates himself

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:30 pm
by IbPervert (imported)
and yet another Darwin Award nominee appears!

Re: Colombian farmer castrates himself

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:01 pm
by halfcock (imported)
he is a consistent man! and at the way now for a better life...

gratulations!;)

Re: Colombian farmer castrates himself

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:33 pm
by kristoff
IbPervert (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:30 pm and yet another Darwin Award nominee appears!

No, he's not candidate. In order to qualify one must die as a result of one's own stupidity....

Re: Colombian farmer castrates himself

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:18 pm
by SexlessC23 (imported)
Honorable mention, after all he DID remove himself from the gene pool...

Re: Colombian farmer castrates himself

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:11 pm
by Kortpeel (imported)
Batman (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:08 pm http://news.uk.msn.com/world/articles.a ... =151324589

I made the decision to cut my testicles off because I am a Christian.

Is there a warning for the rest of us here?

Re: Colombian farmer castrates himself

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:57 am
by SplitDik (imported)
kristoff wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:33 pm No, he's not candidate. In order to qualify one must die as a result of one's own stupidity....

Actually no, all you have to do is make it so you can't reproduce to qualify.

Re: Colombian farmer castrates himself

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:05 am
by SplitDik (imported)
There's a video of him at this link. He seems pretty happy about the whole thing: http://itn.co.uk/422b28796478775fcd8b58e2773c6e38.html