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"Robber" in failed state of South Africa shoots himself in "manhood"

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:34 pm
by CutNAz (imported)
Thought you may enjoy this news clip from Nov 09'...

"Robber" in failed state of South Africa shoots himself in "manhood"

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Pretoria - An armed robber who attacked 12 people in a house in Queenswood, Pretoria, and threatened to shoot them "one by one", shot his own penis off with his stolen firearm.

Another robber was shot dead on the scene.

The injured robber had hidden the firearm in the front of his trousers. When he removed the weapon, a shot went off by accident, hitting him in the groin.

Re: "Robber" in failed state of South Africa shoots himself in "manhood"

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:22 am
by punkypink (imported)
hahaha!

my SA gf would enjoy this bit of news. :D

Re: "Robber" in failed state of South Africa shoots himself in "manhood"

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:44 am
by Losethem (imported)
I didn't realize South Africa was a failed state. It seemed quite nice when I visited it.

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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:34 am
by Arab Nights (imported)
I wonder what they call a Mexican vasectomy on another continent?

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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:16 pm
by Losethem (imported)
What on Earth is a "Mexican vasectomy"? I would think a vasectomy is a vasectomy regardless of origin.

Maybe I need caffeine?

Re: "Robber" in failed state of South Africa shoots himself in "manhood"

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:22 pm
by Hash (imported)
According to a More..n informed source at the scene, this robber's injury was so severe that doctors would not have been able to re-attach his penis.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=081_1259021209&c=1

Re: "Robber" in failed state of South Africa shoots himself in "manhood"

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:55 pm
by HairyHarry (imported)
At least, he won't be spawning any offspring to carry on the family name and occupation!

Re: "Robber" in failed state of South Africa shoots himself in "manhood"

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:24 pm
by IbPervert (imported)
Sounds like he shot his load early! 😄:dong:

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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:02 am
by transward (imported)
Losethem (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:44 am I didn't realize South Africa was a failed state. It seemed quite nice when I visited it.

According to the Failed State Index (and until I Googled it, I didn't know such a thing existed) South Africa has a rating of 68.8 . I don't know what the units are but the US is 34 and Somalia, 114.7. The average of all nations is about 70, so South Africa would be just slightly less failed than the average nation.

Transward

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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:21 am
by Arab Nights (imported)
A Mexican vasectomy is when the bad guys are so poor that they cannot afford holsters. They stick their pistol in their waistband and sometimes in the adrenaline rush of crime . . .

When I look at the budget headlines for my state of residence, I wonder if there is a Failed State Index which applies to individual states in the US.

Tangentially, is there a good index for the quality of educations one's children can get in different places. Many more cuts to education here and I am going to have my kids print up a banner for the car: Misisipey ore bust.