How to correctly speak to women
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:00 pm
HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT WOMEN
She has not" been around"She is a" previously enjoyed companion"
She does not have"breast implants"She is "medically enhanced"
She does not" nag"She becomes "verbally repetitive"
She does not have "major leaque hooters"She is"pectorally superior"
HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT MEN
He is not a "bad dancer"He is "overly Caucasion"
He does not "get lost all the time"He "investigates alternate destinations"
He is not "balding"He is in follicle regression"
She has not" been around"She is a" previously enjoyed companion"
She does not have"breast implants"She is "medically enhanced"
She does not" nag"She becomes "verbally repetitive"
She does not have "major leaque hooters"She is"pectorally superior"
HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT MEN
He is not a "bad dancer"He is "overly Caucasion"
He does not "get lost all the time"He "investigates alternate destinations"
He is not "balding"He is in follicle regression"