Michael Jackson Joke

[Beau Geste (imported)]

I first heard this within a couple of days after Michael Jackson died.

Having passed away, Michael Jackson goes to the hereafter. He wakes up with a man dressed in the robes of a catholic priest, standing to his right. To his left is another man in clerical robes, wearing a catholic cardinal's hat. In front of him, Jackson sees a line of men marching past, each of them also dressed in priest's robes. As each man passes, he says his name, father so and so, from such and such a parish.

Jackson watches the men go past, for a couple of minutes, then he turns to the priest on his right. "I don't get it," Jackson says. "How did I wind up in the part of heaven where everybody is a catholic saint??

"You didn't," the priest replies. "This is the part of hell where everybody is a child molester."

[Mac (imported)]

I did not respect Michael Jackson in life and the accusation in that post might be true but the timing is not appropriate.

[A-1 (imported)]

The timing wasn't bad, the joke was just chronologically misplaced...