Hey, highly original and bizarro-world stylin' on the story, man.

"The Perfect Castration Plant" ( http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/P/ea_211240the_perf.htm ) was definitely fun.

Loved many aspects of it, too many to mention... and always having loved soccer, I'm definitely looking forward to the new chapter mentioned at the end. Would have liked to see more of the mind-manipulation at the end (and its effects) though.

Thank you very much for writing for the archive!