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An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:29 pm
by FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)
Yoli here, with a news flash.
One of the junior partners in the law firm that spoils me rotten got kneed in the knads during a flag football game several days ago. Not long thereafter, his right (I think) testy-kewl began to swell. He tried icepacks and Tylenol(TM) but it swelled to THREE TIMES it's normal size.
Wellllll...Last Friday the injured item was removed. I guess I'm half-excited
All this was s'posed to be hush-hush but word travels fast at our office.
He will be back to work in about ten days and I was wondering if it would be in poor taste to have a surprise "Welcome Back" party for him. I was thinking of having a cake created with ONE bronze-painted gnoP-gniP (Damned Dyslexia!...PING-PONG!) ball on top. Your thoughts?
Yoli The Compassionate One
PS: I wonder if he'd let me have a little peek.
Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:23 am
by kristoff
FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Mon May 18, 2009 11:29 pm
Yoli here, with a news flash.
One of the junior partners in the law firm that spoils me rotten got kneed in the knads during a flag football game several days ago. Not long thereafter, his right (I think) testy-kewl began to swell. He tried icepacks and Tylenol(TM) but it swelled to THREE TIMES it's normal size.
Wellllll...Last Friday the injured item was removed. I guess I'm half-excited
All this was s'posed to be hush-hush but word travels fast at our office.
He will be back to work in about ten days and I was wondering if it would be in poor taste to have a surprise "Welcome Back" party for him. I was thinking of having a cake created with ONE bronze-painted gnoP-gniP (Damned Dyslexia!...PING-PONG!) ball on top. Your thoughts?
Yoli The Compassionate One
PS: I wonder if he'd let me have a little peek.
When he gets back just ask how they're hanging.
Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:39 am
by ramses (imported)
Maybe you can get him one of those "tacky" brass bullball sacks. They are quite popular here in TX with the "country" folk. Or just hang a condom with "one" egg in it in his office or car.
Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 11:18 pm
by FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)
ramses (imported) wrote: Tue May 19, 2009 7:39 am
Maybe you can get him one of those "tacky" brass bullball sacks. They are quite popular here in TX with the "country" folk. Or just hang a condom with "one" egg in it in his office or car.
Ahhhh! Another resident of the Lone Star Welfare State!
I am not alone!
Yoli
Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:16 pm
by A-1 (imported)
FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Mon May 18, 2009 11:29 pm
Yoli here, with a news flash.
One of the junior partners in the law firm that spoils me rotten got kneed in the knads during a flag football game several days ago. Not long thereafter, his right (I think) testy-kewl began to swell. He tried icepacks and Tylenol(TM) but it swelled to THREE TIMES it's normal size.
Wellllll...Last Friday the injured item was removed. I guess I'm half-excited
All this was s'posed to be hush-hush but word travels fast at our office.
He will be back to work in about ten days and I was wondering if it would be in poor taste to have a surprise "Welcome Back" party for him. I was thinking of having a cake created with ONE bronze-painted gnoP-gniP (Damned Dyslexia!...PING-PONG!) ball on top. Your thoughts?
Yoli The Compassionate One
PS: I wonder if he'd let me have a little peek.
You sure it wasn't a 'game' of "KNEE BALL?"
...and Yoli, were you playing?
...you little 'player', you...
Seriously, does your employers demand 'politically correct'?
...Yoli, control yourself, take two IBUPROPHEN, (anti-inflammatory) and then right before bed time take a HOT bath, sit on your SYBIAN for two hours, then take a COLD SHOWER and post us tomorrow... when you are over it...
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. (well, sort of... )
Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:24 am
by nullorchis (imported)
More importantly, who did the kneeing? There has to be more to this. Maybe a professional courtesy or dastardly rivalry. It would be interesting to know if there is yet more to the background on this story, and what follows.
Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 8:13 pm
by jockey_elance (imported)
That sounds really embarrasing to lose a testicle and then everyone find out. Maybe to make him feel better you should invite hin to join your "coven" or whatever you call it, so he can feel at home.
Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:14 am
by FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)
nullorchis (imported) wrote: Tue May 26, 2009 4:24 am
More importantly, who did the kneeing? There has to be more to this. Maybe a professional courtesy or dastardly rivalry. It would be interesting to know if there is yet more to the background on this story, and what follows.
I assure all that the injury was NOT intentionally inflicted. I've now seen the vid of the game and the knee-er was blocked into the knee-ee the latter airborne in an attempt to reach the goal line. One of the attendees was "filming", you see. I was not present.
The knee-er is, BTW, female, although she strives mightily to be "one of the guys", if you get my drift. A very attractive specimen, if a bit "solid", and is an avowed lesbian. NO!...I am not in any way involved with her. She has been very apologetic and in attendance at the bedside. Nice person, actually.
Yoli
Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:15 am
by FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)
jockey_elance (imported) wrote: Tue May 26, 2009 8:13 pm
That sounds really embarrasing to lose a testicle and then everyone find out. Maybe to make him feel better you should invite hin to join your "coven" or whatever you call it, so he can feel at home.
I doubt that his spousal unit would be amenable to that. (But you never know
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Yoli
Re: An Associate Just Lost One (Ballsy)
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 7:01 am
by dancinggizmos (imported)
Sounds like chronic orchitis or a ruptured testicle that could no be repaired.
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