Crisco
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 4:48 pm
Why did the EA member put Crisco on his penis?
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Re: Crisco
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 8:19 am
He had butter fingers.
Re: Crisco
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 10:13 am
Because he was trying to get it in a hot, hairy hole?
Re: Crisco
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 10:35 am
Come on people, this is the Eunuch Archive:
It's because he thought it needed a little shortening....
It's because he thought it needed a little shortening....
Re: Crisco
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:06 pm
JesusA (imported) wrote: Sat May 09, 2009 10:35 am Come on people, this is the Eunuch Archive:
It's because he thought it needed a little shortening....
Now that is a worse (ie better) pun than any that were in the recent "Puns for the educated mind" thread.
Gro...oooan.
Transward
Re: Crisco
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 3:22 pm
JesusA (imported) wrote: Sat May 09, 2009 10:35 am Come on people, this is the Eunuch Archive:
It's because he thought it needed a little shortening....
You got it.
Re: Crisco
Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 1:31 pm
As a limey my encounters with Crsico have only been of the literary variety.
For values of "literature" that might be decidedly low. Something that should be obvious what I confess that it was decades before I realised that Crisco was not designed as a lubricant.
For values of "literature" that might be decidedly low. Something that should be obvious what I confess that it was decades before I realised that Crisco was not designed as a lubricant.
Re: Crisco
Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 2:14 pm
calmeilles (imported) wrote: Sun May 10, 2009 1:31 pm As a limey my encounters with Crsico have only been of the literary variety.
For values of "literature" that might be decidedly low. Something that should be obvious what I confess that it was decades before I realised that Crisco was not designed as a lubricant.
OH MY!
In some places in the USA, it's an entire food group...
Re: Crisco
Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 3:28 pm
but that's shortening!