SplitDik (imported) wrote: Sun May 03, 2009 3:48 pm If you're going to chop a guy's dick off, you might as well make sure it is not recovered.

http://www.thanhniennews.com/healthy/?c ... wsid=48210

Fit of jealousy costs An Giang youth his manhood

Cho Ray Hospital Saturday admitted a twenty-nine-year-old man from An Giang Province whose jealous girlfriend had severed his genitals.

His relative said N.D.L’s girlfriend had cut the victim’s penis off during a manic fit of jealousy, and thrown it in the front yard before running away.

His family took him to the loca hospital along with his severed member in a plastic bag inside an icebox, before moving him to HCMC’s Cho Ray Hospital.

It took doctors more than two hours to reconnect the arteries, veins, nerves and other tiny parts of his penis.

“The severed organ has shown signs of revival after the reattachment,” said Dr. Duong Quang Vu, the main surgeon. “However, it will take a couple days more to ascertain (the extent of recovery).”

“Operating within six hours from the time the penis has been separated from its owner would ensure the operation’s success. But this is a 13-hour case,” he added.

FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Mon May 04, 2009 4:06 am I called a friend of Viet origin and told her about this.

Ever the wit, despite the early hour, she began to make up names for the unfortunate whackee and towns he might live in hereafter.

"Nho Kok Mi"

"Luc Nho Kok"

"Kok Nho Mo"

"Mi Nho Phuc"

And he might move to..."Nho Kok City"

All because she decided to "Huac Sum Dong"

I am sooooo bad!

Jean Op den Kamp (imported) wrote: Mon May 04, 2009 5:13 am no co the noi lao den the (she can lie as a professional)

toi nhan thay la ban kha tro lai ( I see that you feel better now)

noi tieng Ahn (speak English)

Toi hoa vang

I have changed in a good way

(please don't stay BAD)

loveUall

FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Tue May 05, 2009 5:59 am So whom, exactly, is telling lies? All my friend did was make up silly names and the like using spelling as she imagined it might appear in her parents' native language.

That said, while she is 100% Vietnamese in her blood line, she was born in the USA and her parents seldom even speak their native language around her. She jokes that she can tell when they're either "plotting against her" or discussing sex because they always lapse into native dialect at those moments.

After reading your post I did a little map study and found her little spelling bits to closely resemble the Real McCoy...or Real McNguyen!

Maybe I've misunderstood your entire post...Ya' think?

As ever,

Yoli

Internet terrorist and femme fatale.