Ex-girlfriend botches stun gun castration

Published: 16 Apr 09 06:45 CET

Online: http://www.thelocal.se/18878/20090416/ (http://www.thelocal.se/18878.html)

A 26-year-old woman from Malmö (Sweden) has been charged for pointing a stun gun at her ex-boyfriend's genitals.

According to the indictment, the couple had decided to meet last spring so the man could retrieve some of his things, the City newspaper reports.

But instead of receiving his belongings, the man found himself with a stun gun pointed at his groin.

“I’m going to castrate you,” said the woman, and fired.

The man managed to lunge backwards at the last instant, however, and thus missed being hit by the weapon's electric shock.

The woman has been charged for illegal weapons possession, attempted assault, illegal threats, and abuse.

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Ok, now I think i have heard everything.....Would this even work?

IbPervert (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:06 am Ex-girlfriend botches stun gun castration

Published: 16 Apr 09 06:45 CET

Online: http://www.thelocal.se/18878/20090416/ (http://www.thelocal.se/18878.html)

A 26-year-old woman from Malmö (Sweden) has been charged for pointing a stun gun at her ex-boyfriend's genitals.

According to the indictment, the couple had decided to meet last spring so the man could retrieve some of his things, the City newspaper reports.

But instead of receiving his belongings, the man found himself with a stun gun pointed at his groin.

“I’m going to castrate you,”

IbPervert (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:06 am said the woman, and fired.

The man managed to lunge backwards at the last instant, however, and thus missed being hit by the weapon's electric shock.

The woman has been charged for illegal weapons possession, attempted assault, illegal threats, and abuse.

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Ok, now I think i have heard everything.....Would this even work?

I think the idea was that she would incapacitate him with the stun gun and then castrate him with a knife or other instrument.

I am convinced that the passage of the current from a stun gun through the testicles, vasa deferentia, and prostate gland, as would occur if the electrodes were pressed one against each testicle, would disrupt the seminiferous tubules and destroy the erectile nerves.

I have no proof of this and decline to test the hypothesis on myself to verify or confute it. The extreme pain caused by the electric shock might very well cause death from neurogenic shock.

Let's see... Many guys have done this. Apparently it's a new sport of some kind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYv0zkEPZr4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGULCjxBP-s

And especially this one

http://flimmr.passagen.se/movie/numbnuts.action

Maybe we need a new stun gun to the nuts smiley for the EA?

I am quite sure a small stun gun or similar, like a cattleprod applied to ones gonads would hurt like hell. I also doubt very seriously that it would destroy the victim's testicles.

I may have to make a trip to the farm store tomorrow!

Speed

speedvogel (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:13 pm I may have to make a trip to the farm store tomorrow!

I bow to you for having the, erm, balls to try this out. I've had cattle prods discharged against my bare skin before, and I cannot imagine what a jolt to the juniors feels like.

Please do inform us of your results.

Bagoas (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:51 am I am convinced that the passage of the current from a stun gun through the testicles, vasa deferentia, and prostate gland, as would occur if the electrodes were pressed one against each testicle, would disrupt the seminiferous tubules and destroy the erectile nerves.

I have no proof of this and decline to test the hypothesis on myself to verify or confute it. The extreme pain caused by the electric shock might very well cause death from neurogenic shock.

Twentysome years ago I had my balls tazered by a sheriff following an arrest for DUI. The current just disables the individual. I never noticed any long term affects, just a couple inner thigh abrasions where the probes penetrated my jeans.

chilli-

"Had my balls tazered by a sheriff" - My, you live an interesting life. --FLO--

Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:29 pm "Had my balls tazered by a sheriff" - My, you live an interesting life. --FLO--

Flo...

LIVED an intersesting life.

chilli-

Hey Losethem!

I just viewed those movieclips - I winced and crossed my legs even though I've had no nuts for 8 years!!!