This is a little old, but don't remember it being posted:

http://www.mansized.co.uk/yournews/ourp ... phtml/3515

A German girl who could not get rid of a persistent admirer in a Hamburg disco unzipped his flies, pulled out his penis - and almost bit it in half.

Emergency services found the man clutching his blood-stained member in the middle of the dance floor.

Natascha Mueller, 23, told police: "I just wanted to dance and he kept coming alongside me and would not go away."

Her victim, Andreas Baum, 39, said: "She beckoned me over and told me 'I know what you need'.

"Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Xmas, and then she bit me. The pain was incredible. She almost bit it off."

The young woman, who was arrested, was six times over the legal limit for driving when breath tested.

This sounds like something you would see in a movie

At least with that much alcohol in her that should have reduced the risk of infection.

Her punishment should fit the crime. Pull out all of her teeth.

Nullorchis,

In Germany the Weinerschnitzel isn't open 24hr, maybe she wasn't into TacoBell, give the lady a break...K?

oh yeah, and my dogs not on the menu either...just in case she wanted to know...I'll be keeping mine...for now anyways,

chilli-