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The wedding test

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:24 pm
by augman7518 (imported)
The Wedding Test

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said , "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Re: The wedding test

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:26 pm
by Ptrlss (imported)
Now, that ain't funny ....... That's HILLARIOUS ! ! !

Re: The wedding test

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:13 pm
by Kortpeel (imported)
Every now and again I read a joke that makes me laugh out loud. This is one of them. Brilliant.

Kortpeel

Re: The wedding test

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:42 am
by MacTheWolf (imported)
augman is a genius :)

Re: The wedding test

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:07 pm
by A-1 (imported)
augman7518 (imported) wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:24 pm The Wedding Test

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said , "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

...and my response would have been...

I am SORRY, but YOU and YOUR dysfunctional family just FAILED yours...

...and I would have sped away as fast as I could and NOT EVEN looked back...

Re: The wedding test

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:47 pm
by Visionary (imported)
That is funny as hell... That would be something that I woud put a future son-in-law through, lol