There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proves that Jesus was a woman:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

Thank you augman. That was great

I enjoyed this one, too, augman. Thanks for the post.

3. He used olive oil.

POPEYE SURE LOOKED WHITE ON THE CARTOONS. MAYBE HE HAD THAT MICHAEL JACKSON SKIN THING, but he sure didn't have the nose job, did he?

In fact, Jesus was Oriental, technically speaking. He was Jewish, so in His human body He most likely had olive colored skin. He was not bound by either, Christianity teaches that Jesus was God incarnate, He was very God and very human, which is why He's called the God Man, not half & half, but 100% each. I know that's hard to accept, but that's what the Bible teaches. He took on human flesh, because only God could pay the cost of man's sin. That required a perfect sacrifice and Jesus was that perfect sinless sacrifice. So Jesus went to the cross and died, that was and is love. Now what's required by God is for people to accept and believe in Christ's sacrifice, faith is the key to eternal life and salvation. You can never do enough good works, you've got to believe. Christianity 101.

What a crock of shite.

Hash (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:47 am In fact, Jesus was Oriental, technically speaking. He was Jewish, so in His human body He most likely had olive colored skin. He was not bound by either, Christianity teaches that Jesus was God incarnate, He was very God and very human, which is why He's called the God Man, not half & half, but 100% each. I know that's hard to accept, but that's what the Bible teaches. He took on human flesh, because only God could pay the cost of man's sin. That required a perfect sacrifice and Jesus was that perfect sinless sacrifice. So Jesus went to the cross and died, that was and is love. Now what's required by God is for people to accept and believe in Christ's sacrifice, faith is the key to eternal life and salvation. You can never do enough good works, you've got to believe. Christianity 101.

A black lady told me she could prove that Jesus was Black! I wonder if Spock could prove that Jesus was from the Planet Vulcan????

If they had brushed his hair to the side in his pictures so that you could see his EARS, then you would know that he is Vulcan. Or maybe a great big elf.

No autograph original paintings or pictures exist of Jesus, only artists conceptions and they vary greatly.

Kinda funny that he is usually depicted as a white dude wince he was an arab.