Greg the Bunny?
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2002 11:06 am
This is marginally related to this forum, but it's so incredibly twisted that it's worth mentioning herein.
There's a new show on FOX TV called Greg the Bunny. It's simply a fun, twisted show.
In the most recent episode, Greg (he's a puppet, but alive, work with me on this) is constantly getting attacked by someone's pet dog. Greg's best friend is madly in love with the dog's owner, and every time she comes over with the dog, there's a scene of the two humans talking/kissing and a dog trying to eat a fleece bunny.
Early in the episode, Greg shows his best friend a novelty item: "Sammy Davis Jr. Eyeballs", which are plastic eyes that play "Mr. Bojangles" when they're rolled around.
The humans go out for a date, and the dog attacks the fleece bunny and chases him under the bed. The bunny eventually gets to a phone, calls friends for help, and they come over and realize that the dog's aggression is from ... his testicles. The Vietnam Vet who's a friend of the bunny, does the deed. Then they need to find some small orbs to be "stunt doubles" for the dog's balls, and put in the "Sammy Davis Jr. Eyeballs."
When the humans come back from the date, they find the bunny and the dog sleeping on the couch. ("Ah, how cute.") The dog walks up to his owner, and "Mr. Bojangles" starts playing.
"Why is 'Mr. Bojangles' coming out of my dog's scrotum?" is the first question asked. It goes from there.
Every time the dog shifts its weight, the song starts again. It's hysterically funny, in a rude sort of way.
Yes, they did exactly that: castrated the dog and put musical fake balls in as a replacement. (What an idea!)
It's one of the most twisted bits I've seen in network television. Wonderful stuff.
There's a new show on FOX TV called Greg the Bunny. It's simply a fun, twisted show.
In the most recent episode, Greg (he's a puppet, but alive, work with me on this) is constantly getting attacked by someone's pet dog. Greg's best friend is madly in love with the dog's owner, and every time she comes over with the dog, there's a scene of the two humans talking/kissing and a dog trying to eat a fleece bunny.
Early in the episode, Greg shows his best friend a novelty item: "Sammy Davis Jr. Eyeballs", which are plastic eyes that play "Mr. Bojangles" when they're rolled around.
The humans go out for a date, and the dog attacks the fleece bunny and chases him under the bed. The bunny eventually gets to a phone, calls friends for help, and they come over and realize that the dog's aggression is from ... his testicles. The Vietnam Vet who's a friend of the bunny, does the deed. Then they need to find some small orbs to be "stunt doubles" for the dog's balls, and put in the "Sammy Davis Jr. Eyeballs."
When the humans come back from the date, they find the bunny and the dog sleeping on the couch. ("Ah, how cute.") The dog walks up to his owner, and "Mr. Bojangles" starts playing.
"Why is 'Mr. Bojangles' coming out of my dog's scrotum?" is the first question asked. It goes from there.
Every time the dog shifts its weight, the song starts again. It's hysterically funny, in a rude sort of way.
Yes, they did exactly that: castrated the dog and put musical fake balls in as a replacement. (What an idea!)
It's one of the most twisted bits I've seen in network television. Wonderful stuff.
:tongueout Fox strikes again.