The boy sees many of the women have bigger boobs than his mother's.
He asks her why.
She tells him, the bigger they are, the sillier the lady.
Pleased, the boy leaves, but returns to tell his mom that many of the men
have larger things than his dad.
She says the bigger they are, the dumber the man.
Again happy he goes to play.
Soon he returns again & says, "Mom, Dad is talking to the silliest lady on
the beach & the longer he talks the dumber he gets."
